John Funk Legacy Author, Author at The Escapist

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Warning: Kitties Don’t Like WoW‘s Dragons

This is why you don’t let your kitten play World of Warcraft. It’s Monday, and I don’t care how cool your job is ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorJanuary 17, 2011

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It’s Over; the Robots Have Learned to Build

Few things are more unsettling than a swarm of buzzing robot drones seamlessly cooperating to build things. It’s nice to see the folks ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorJanuary 17, 2011

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Presenter Hints at Metroid for 3DS

UK media personality Jonathan Ross may have let the cat out of the bag – and the cat is Samus, and the bag ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorJanuary 17, 2011

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Snacking While Gaming Can Hurt Weight Loss

Want to lose weight? Don’t snack while you game. As gamers, much (if not all) of our free time is spent playing the ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorJanuary 17, 2011

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Iconic Zone of the Enders Mecha Coming to a Desktop Near You

Fans of Hideo Kojima’s Zone of the Enders mecha combat series will finally be able to have the protagonist’s giant robot in a ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorJanuary 17, 2011

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Take The Escapist‘s Creepy-Crawly Bug Quiz!

Roaches check in to take the quiz, but they don’t check out. This week’s issue of The Escapist magazine is all about bugs ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorJanuary 17, 2011

Reviews

Hands-On Preview: de Blob 2

Prisma City is in trouble. A few years after the heroic “de Blob” and the Color Underground restored the city to its rightful ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorJanuary 13, 2011

Reviews

Review: Raskulls

I spent all afternoon and all evening yesterday playing Raskulls. I beat the game, tried my hand at the extra challenges, and even ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorJanuary 11, 2011

Can You Dig It?

Crafting Oblivion

Some might call the Imperial City the jewel of the land of Cyrodiil. Seated in the middle of majestic Lake Rumare, the ring-shaped ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorJanuary 11, 2011

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WoW: Cataclysm Hooks 4.7 Million in a Month

It’s records upon records for World of Warcraft: Cataclysm, which became the fastest-selling PC game in history with nearly 5 million copies sold ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorJanuary 10, 2011

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Is Bulletstorm Appropriate for Kids, CliffyB?

Would Cliff Bleszinski let his kid play Bulletstorm? Another week, another episode of “Bulletpoints,” the short, absurd clips promoting Bulletstorm in the style ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorJanuary 10, 2011

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We Dare You to Beat The Escapist‘s Office Prank

We don’t usually do office pranks here at The Escapist, but when we do, we take it very seriously. We take our work ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorJanuary 10, 2011

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