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Super Meat Boy Creator Wants Russians to Design the PC Box Art

In not-so-Soviet Russia, Super Meat Boy box art designs you. The good news: Super Meat Boy will be seeing a boxed PC retail ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorDecember 28, 2010

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Rumored Original Zelda Prototype Surfaces Online

Was this the Zelda before Zelda? For those of you who aren’t familiar with it, Lost Levels is a group dedicated to finding ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorDecember 28, 2010

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Mario and Link Lament Their Love Lives Through Rap: “8-Bit Ho”

When a young lady is in someone else’s castle and breaks your Piece of Heart, the only thing to do is to drink ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorDecember 28, 2010

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Race Across America Without Leaving Your Bedroom

If you were going to race across the USA from coast to coast in Google Street View, how much time would it take? ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorDecember 28, 2010

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New Super Mario Bros. First to Top Six Million in Japan

The best-selling DS game in Japan isn’t Pokemon or Dragon Quest – instead, it stars a familiar plumber. Let’s be honest here: Mario ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorDecember 28, 2010

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This time of year is traditionally (in Western cultures, anyway) a time of reflection. It’s a time to look back upon the events ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorDecember 28, 2010

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Question of the Day, December 28, 2010

Yesterday it was announced that Pokemon Black & White would be hitting North America on March 6th. Which version will you be getting?

By John Funk Legacy AuthorDecember 28, 2010

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News Report on Kinect Sex Hack Could Arouse Parents’ Fears

Can little Jimmy use Kinect to play a sex simulation on his Xbox 360? No, but you wouldn’t know it from this news ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorDecember 27, 2010

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Pokemon Black & White, I Choose You (on March 6th)!

The fifth generation of the main Pokemon series will begin here in North America at the beginning of March. I’ve never made any ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorDecember 27, 2010

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Our Gift to You Is This Super-Easy Quiz

These are ten of the easiest quiz questions we’ve ever run. If you can get them all correct in one shot, there’s a ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorDecember 27, 2010

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Question of the Day, December 23, 2010

Our very own Elizabeth Grunewald makes the case that the Spider-Man musical should stop before someone gets killed. Should it give up, or ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorDecember 23, 2010

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China’s Knockoff Gundam Suddenly Vanishes

Japan’s giant Gundam statue has triumphed in the battle of the giant robots, crushing an oddly-colored knockoff that stood above a Chinese amusement ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorDecember 22, 2010

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