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This iPad Game is Just For Your Cat

Humans need not apply. We’ve known for the better part of a year that kitties really appreciate the touch-screen functionality of Apple’s iPad, ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorDecember 17, 2010

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Stay Abreast of This Titillating Indie Fighting Game

Warriors of Elysia, the sequel to 2002’s Bikini Karate Babes, is probably the most gratuitous fighting game you will see in 2010. In ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorDecember 16, 2010

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BioWare Says PS3 Mass Effect 2 Will Be Better, Incites Flame Wars

RPG powerhouse BioWare has stoked the fires of fanboy flamewars by saying that the PS3 version of Mass Effect 2 will kick the ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorDecember 16, 2010

Five Favorites 2010

John Funk’s Five Favorites 2010

When looking back over the past twelve months to put together this installment in our Five Favorites 2010 collection, the hard part isn’t ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorDecember 16, 2010

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Adventure With a Dainty Poodle Companion in Fable III DLC

Meet the fearsome revolutionary of Albion and his trusty adventuring companion, a poodle with one of those silly-looking floofy French cuts. In Fable ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorDecember 16, 2010

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Child Safety Bill Could Cripple Anime Industry

A bill before the Tokyo government that aims to promote the “healthy development” of children by excising “illegal” sexual acts in media could ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorDecember 15, 2010

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Blizzard Zerg Rushes the Holidays With an Adorable Card

This holiday card from Blizzard is guaranteed to have 100% more swarming insectoid aliens than any you’ll find from Hallmark. I love this ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorDecember 15, 2010

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Chrono Cross Crossing to PSN in Japan

The sequel to one of the most beloved JRPGs of all time is hitting the PlayStation Network – but for the moment, it’s ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorDecember 15, 2010

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Chernobyl Becoming a Tourist Destination Next Year

Ever wanted to visit the site of one of the greatest technological tragedies in history? Start booking your calendars for 2011. On April ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorDecember 14, 2010

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Rockstar Declines BAFTA Showing for Red Dead Redemption

One of 2010’s finest games won’t be making an appearance at the other, less-sleazy gaming awards. Rockstar’s Red Dead Redemption was a fantastic ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorDecember 14, 2010

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Killzone 3 Won’t “Alienate” Non-3D, Non-Move Gamers

Killzone 3 may be one of Sony’s flagship titles to demonstrate its 3D gaming technology and the use of the Move, but developer ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorDecember 14, 2010

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Treyarch Releases Major COD: Black Ops Patch

Developer Treyarch has released a patch for the Xbox 360 and PS3 versions of Call of Duty: Black Ops to hopefully fix some ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorDecember 14, 2010

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