John Funk Legacy Author, Author at The Escapist

Reviews

TERA Review

TERA (The Exiled Realm of Arborea, to be precise) is a game that might revolutionize the way people play MMOs, if not for ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorMay 17, 2012

News

French Sex Toy Site Offers Free Vibrators to Diablo III Widows

Get an electric boyfriend if yours is busy adventuring. In case you missed it, Diablo III came out this week. Sort of. But ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorMay 17, 2012

News

Witness the Cruelty of the Mailman Who Doesn’t Have Diablo

It’s the best Diablo-III-mailman Western you’ll see all day. Diablo III hasn’t been having the smoothest launch, but amidst all the Error 37s ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorMay 16, 2012

News

Square-Enix Still Isn’t Remaking FF7

The answer hasn’t changed since the last time you asked. In all of gaming-dom, is there a project more desperately desired and imagined ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorMay 16, 2012

News

GTA5 Vehicle List Discovered In Max Payne 3

Gunboats, subways, and the good ol’ Rhino tank. No matter how many cops you shoot or prostitutes you pick up, a Grand Theft ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorMay 16, 2012

News

Blizzard Still Isn’t Sure About Diablo III on Consoles

Blizzard is hiring, but not experimenting. We’ve heard hints, suggestions and even outright confirmations that Blizzard was planning on porting its highly anticipated ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorMay 15, 2012

News

Fans Piece Together the Halo 4 Box Art

[lightbox] Like a jigsaw puzzle, but with super soldiers. It’s always fun to get a first glimpse at the box art for a ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorMay 15, 2012

News

Capcom Says It’s Done With On-Disc DLC

Street Fighter x Tekken was the last straw. In general, most gamers don’t mind the idea of DLC – it’s content you can ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorMay 15, 2012

News

Modern Warfare 3‘s “Face Off” Mode Makes War Personal

Just you, your enemy, and your gun. You know those matches of Call of Duty – or any multiplayer game ever, really – ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorMay 11, 2012

News

“Hundreds of Thousands” Have Already Bought Guild Wars 2

48 worlds weren’t enough for the open beta’s “huge demand.” The Escapist‘s own Justin Clouse sat down with the Guild Wars 2 open ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorMay 11, 2012

News

Get Hammered With These Mass Effect Character Cocktails

Enjoy the “Quad Kicker” and “Keelah Se’lemonade.” For many players, of the most beloved parts of BioWare’s Mass Effect trilogy was the characters ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorMay 11, 2012

News

Amazon Declares Diablo III Its Most Preordered PC Game Ever

You can probably guess which games it beat to get there. It may be hard to believe, but we are a mere five ...

By John Funk Legacy AuthorMay 10, 2012

Posts navigation