Nick Lerman Legacy Author, Author at The Escapist

Dead Cthulhu Waits Dreaming

It’s all bellow, prance and slay these days, but has any cult ever succeeded in welcoming their gods to this world? Clearly we ...

By Nick Lerman Legacy AuthorJune 4, 2014

Fraught with Peril

Top Robot Vacation Spot

Matagorda Bay’s low population density, close proximity to nuclear power and ample supply of recreational livestock make it an ideal vacation spot for ...

By Nick Lerman Legacy AuthorMay 28, 2014

Fraught with Peril

Doodlebugs Without A Cause

This experiment has taken an unexpected turn into a darkened corridor which may end up on fire. I will report back when possible.

By Nick Lerman Legacy AuthorMay 21, 2014

Fraught with Peril

Final Judgment

The best justice is dispensed smoothly and in timely fashion. Quashing a rebellion can be embarrassing and uncomfortable.

By Nick Lerman Legacy AuthorMay 14, 2014

Fraught with Peril

Fraught With Peril: Lolthian Mother’s Day

No one dareth LOLth during this celebration. Not that you would since it is a fairly horrific spectacle to witnesseth.

By Nick Lerman Legacy AuthorMay 7, 2014

Fraught with Peril

Fraught With Peril: I’m A Ghoul

Once the death throes of National Poetry Month have convulsed their final spasms we can feast on the corpses!

By Nick Lerman Legacy AuthorApril 30, 2014

Fraught with Peril

Fraught With Peril: Too Late For Earth Day

When the big blue car finally crashes over 7 billion clowns are going to pour out.

By Nick Lerman Legacy AuthorApril 23, 2014

Fraught with Peril

Egg Hunting Season

No spring holiday is complete without the opening and closing of the ceremonial cloaca.

By Nick Lerman Legacy AuthorApril 16, 2014

Fraught with Peril

Today’s Zombie Is All Business

Very few humans are immune to the $-Virus. The Zombieocracy is upon us. You will become a part of it or parts from ...

By Nick Lerman Legacy AuthorApril 9, 2014

Fraught with Peril

April Is National Poetry Month

[folder_nav] Critics of this teenage holiday suggest that it dilutes the pool of poetry with subpar writing and sophomoric subject matter. They are ...

By Nick Lerman Legacy AuthorApril 2, 2014

Fraught with Peril

Say Hello To My Little Friend!

[folder_nav] In this country, you gotta draw the comic first. Then when you draw the comic, you get the power. When you get ...

By Nick Lerman Legacy AuthorMarch 26, 2014

Fraught with Peril

Carsickophant

[folder_nav] The springtime finds a variety of animals driven to erratic behavior in a quest for immortality. In defense of the elephant, that ...

By Nick Lerman Legacy AuthorMarch 19, 2014

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