Shamus Young Legacy Author, Author at The Escapist

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Stolen Pixels #58: Xenoeroticism

[folder_nav][folder_nav] The Asari are one of the most advanced and intelligent species in the galaxy. They live for a thousand years, and were ...

By Shamus Young Legacy AuthorJanuary 23, 2009

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Stolen Pixels #57: Life is Short, Terrain Hard

[folder_nav][folder_nav] Joker, your helmsman and the “best pilot in the Alliance,” is either a bad pilot or a horrible human being. When you ...

By Shamus Young Legacy AuthorJanuary 20, 2009

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Stolen Pixels #56: It’s a Long Way to the Top

[folder_nav][folder_nav] I don’t know who it was at BioWare that decided to replace long, boring loading screens with even longer and more boring ...

By Shamus Young Legacy AuthorJanuary 16, 2009

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Stolen Pixels #55: Crass Effect

[folder_nav][folder_nav] It’s a good thing all the women in the Alliance military are exactly the same shape. Even if it fits perfectly, it ...

By Shamus Young Legacy AuthorJanuary 13, 2009

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Stolen Pixels #54: Dead or More Dead 4

[folder_nav][folder_nav] There is a saying in golf, “If you can’t learn to play well, learn to enjoy playing it poorly.” This is exactly ...

By Shamus Young Legacy AuthorJanuary 9, 2009

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Stolen Pixels #53: Hidden Treasures

[folder_nav][folder_nav] Thorough research has confirmed that it is not possible to view the contents of Elika’s inexplicably constructed shirt. Sadly for the Prince, ...

By Shamus Young Legacy AuthorJanuary 6, 2009

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Stolen Pixels #52: Guide to Building Cities in “Persia”

[folder_nav][folder_nav] The scenery in the new Prince of Persia is less “Arabian Nights” and more “Dr. Seuss” in style. In that spirit, I ...

By Shamus Young Legacy AuthorJanuary 2, 2009

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Stolen Pixels #51: Aren’t You Going to Open it Now?

[folder_nav][folder_nav] EA has at last caved under the relentless onslaught of my constant complaints and jeering. Truly this comic is a force with ...

By Shamus Young Legacy AuthorDecember 30, 2008

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Stolen Pixels #50: 2008 Awards, Part 3

[folder_nav][folder_nav] What is it about Fallout 3 that has you fans confused? Did you not see the part where you can blow off ...

By Shamus Young Legacy AuthorDecember 26, 2008

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Stolen Pixels #49: 2008 Awards, Part 2

[folder_nav][folder_nav] What can I say about Haze that hasn’t been said already? Probably something like, “Nargles blinken pip toot toot!” I bet nobody’s ...

By Shamus Young Legacy AuthorDecember 23, 2008

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Stolen Pixels #48: 2008 Awards, Part 1

[folder_nav][folder_nav] As an almost-award-winning member of the gaming press and a member of the Gamepunx review staff, I sometimes get emails from people ...

By Shamus Young Legacy AuthorDecember 19, 2008

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Stolen Pixels #47: The Obligatory Cameo

[folder_nav][folder_nav] Pyramid Head is one of those villains that you’re not supposed to think about too much. He’s a fan favorite, and an ...

By Shamus Young Legacy AuthorDecember 16, 2008

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