Grey Carter Legacy Author, Author at The Escapist

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Newly Discovered Crab Dubbed “The Hoff”

UK scientists have discovered a subspecies of Yeti Crab that bears a striking resemblance to cheese-ball, pop-star David Hasselhoff. Thousands of “Hoff Crabs” ...

By Grey Carter Legacy AuthorJanuary 5, 2012

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Pokémon

[folder_nav] [folder_nav] Are you in the mood for a self-indulgent essay about webcomic writing? Of course you are. As a rule, I don’t ...

By Grey Carter Legacy AuthorJanuary 3, 2012

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[folder_nav] [folder_nav] I’ll be back from my brief, and decidedly unplanned, holiday by the time the next strip goes up, so this’ll be ...

By Grey Carter Legacy AuthorDecember 30, 2011

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Proper Parenting

[folder_nav] [folder_nav] Hey all, Grey decided to spend his holiday with family and friends, like a turd, and left me, your faithful art ...

By Grey Carter Legacy AuthorDecember 27, 2011

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Legacy of Kain

[folder_nav] [folder_nav] Yeah, you might not get it. That’s okay. We’re long overdue for another Legacy of Kain game. While I don’t think ...

By Grey Carter Legacy AuthorDecember 23, 2011

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Intimacy

[folder_nav] [folder_nav] We haven’t really mentioned Suchong’s name, nor his species (which I admit, isn’t imediatley apparent), in nearly a hundred strips or ...

By Grey Carter Legacy AuthorDecember 20, 2011

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YouTube: Universal Music Abused the System

That cheeky Megaupload ad is back on YouTube, and apparently it never should have been taken down in the first place. The controversial ...

By Grey Carter Legacy AuthorDecember 19, 2011

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Sith Lord Attacks Customers in Toys “R” Us

A 33-year-old man faces charges after giving into the dark side in his local Toys “R” Us. Police were called to the Toys ...

By Grey Carter Legacy AuthorDecember 19, 2011

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The Guide to Skyrim Modders: Part 2

[folder_nav] [folder_nav] A Google search for ‘Oblivion sex mods’ is pretty much a one-way ticket to the horror-dimension; consider yourselves warned. I have ...

By Grey Carter Legacy AuthorDecember 16, 2011

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Google Vs. The English

Ask Google to “define an English person” and it’ll give you a rather unpleasant term. By the time you read this Google will ...

By Grey Carter Legacy AuthorDecember 15, 2011

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Here’s a Picture of Catwoman Fondling Her Own Boobs (For a Good Cause)

Wonder Woman, Storm, She-Hulk and Catwoman are grabbing their norks for cancer awareness. So, how do you feel about breasts? I’m quite fond ...

By Grey Carter Legacy AuthorDecember 15, 2011

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The Vita Will “Die A Horrible Premature Death”

Bossa Studios Co-Founder and “Gamer-In-Chief” Henrique Olifiers predicts a dark future for the PlayStation Vita. “Valve is bang on: proprietary stuff is madness, ...

By Grey Carter Legacy AuthorDecember 15, 2011

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