Tom Goldman Legacy Author, Author at The Escapist

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Splinter Cell, Far Cry 2 Director Resigns with Philosophy

Some people quit their jobs by telling the boss to take the job give it to someone else. Clint Hocking does it by ...

By Tom Goldman Legacy AuthorMay 5, 2010

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Thief’s Master Plan Foiled by Spider-Man, Jedi Knights

The worst thing a thief can face in a comic book store is something that it’s full of: superheroes. When a thief entered ...

By Tom Goldman Legacy AuthorMay 4, 2010

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Batman XXX: A Surprisingly Faithful Porn Parody

Do you like Batman? Do you like porn? Well golly gee whiz Batman, have we got the movie trailer for you! **Slightly NSFW ...

By Tom Goldman Legacy AuthorMay 4, 2010

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Left 4 Dead 2 Boomer Plush Vomits Children to Sleep

In a change of pace, Valve is now encouraging that the public hug the undead rather than kill it. Zombies have been considered ...

By Tom Goldman Legacy AuthorMay 3, 2010

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Man Improves Guitar By Injecting the 1980s

If Guitar Hero can make videogames cool, this 8-bit guitar should do the same for chiptunes. Chiptunes – original pieces of music composed ...

By Tom Goldman Legacy AuthorMay 3, 2010

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Wii Goes Black and Never Goes Back

Nintendo is offering a new version of the Wii for people that have trouble seeing the color white. After the usual rumors and ...

By Tom Goldman Legacy AuthorMay 3, 2010

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Bungie Won’t Leave Halo: Reach Players in the Cold

Bungie might be looking to get away from the Halo franchise, but it’s not going to forget about it right away. Don’t be ...

By Tom Goldman Legacy AuthorMay 2, 2010

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Humanoid Dishbot Will Force You to Do Chores

Wouldn’t it be awesome if there was a robot that could do the dishes for us? Don’t be so sure. The Roomba vacuuming ...

By Tom Goldman Legacy AuthorMay 2, 2010

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Rumor: Game Crazy Goes so Bonkers it Dies

When the Mad Hatter is running your company, it’s bound to die eventually. What happens when a videogame business is run by the ...

By Tom Goldman Legacy AuthorMay 2, 2010

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Apocalyptic Western Dark Tower Gunslings to TV, Movies

Stephen King’s epic fantasy/sci-fi/western The Dark Tower will likely be putting holes through movie and television screens in the near future. A deal ...

By Tom Goldman Legacy AuthorMay 2, 2010

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Professor Layton Comes to PC in Telltale’s Puzzle Agent

If you’ve been dying to get your hands on more Professor Layton puzzle-solving goodness, Telltale’s Puzzle Agent should scratch that itch. At a ...

By Tom Goldman Legacy AuthorMay 1, 2010

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Rumor: New 2D Castlevania Brings Cooperative Dracula Hunts

Castlevania could be coming back in 2D as a game like the series has never seen before. Konami’s recently filed Harmony of Despair ...

By Tom Goldman Legacy AuthorMay 1, 2010

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