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Stuntman Joe Danger Wants to Do Tricks With You

Future stuntman Joe Danger is the star of an upcoming digital release worth checking out if you have fond memories of Excitebike. Joe ...

By Tom Goldman Legacy AuthorFebruary 27, 2010

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Court Gives Zombies Constitutional Rights

A Minneapolis appeals court has ruled wholeheartedly in favor of first amendment rights for zombies. Back in 2006, a group of 7 “blind ...

By Tom Goldman Legacy AuthorFebruary 27, 2010

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Dead or Alive: Paradise‘s Swaying Boobs Don’t Degrade Women

Implementing the jiggliest of jigglies in Dead or Alive: Paradise doesn’t necessarily imply Team Ninja was trying to objectify females. Dead or Alive: ...

By Tom Goldman Legacy AuthorFebruary 26, 2010

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Sony CEO “Can’t Imagine” Future of PlayStation

When you’ve got a product out there as futuristic as the PlayStation 3, it’s nearly impossible to figure out what comes next. Sony ...

By Tom Goldman Legacy AuthorFebruary 26, 2010

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Sony Distributes Free PSP Games Based on Age

Sony’s latest free PSPgo game giveaway is slightly marred by the lack of consumer choice. When it was first revealed that Sony was ...

By Tom Goldman Legacy AuthorFebruary 26, 2010

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Pokémon and Half-Life Merge to Create Garrymon

Pokémon has been recreated using Garry’s Mod with some very wacky results. The first episode of Garrymon answers the question: what would the ...

By Tom Goldman Legacy AuthorFebruary 26, 2010

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DSi XL Stomps on North America March 28

North America has less than a month to prepare for Nintendo’s large-and-in-charge second version of the DSi. The massive surge of information Nintendo ...

By Tom Goldman Legacy AuthorFebruary 24, 2010

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Super Rare Wish-Granting Pokémon Available in Stores Soon

GameStop has Pokémans for you, let it show you them. Previously this year, GameStop offered a Pokémon download for a Pikachu-colored Pichu, and ...

By Tom Goldman Legacy AuthorFebruary 24, 2010

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Warner Bros. Invests in Quality Superhero Games

Warner Bros. recognizes that the world needs more superhero games like Batman: Arkham Asylum. Today, Warner Bros. Home Entertainment announced the acquisition of ...

By Tom Goldman Legacy AuthorFebruary 24, 2010

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