Featured Articles
Where Have All the Cheats Gone?
Cheating. It’s a practice looked down on in almost every profession, sport, and activity on the planet. Videogames used to be the exception, ...
MovieBob - Intermission
Lowering the Bat-Bar
For me, the most interesting thing going on in movie non-news right now is just how little positive buzz there is for The ...
Love FAQ
The One Time Knowledge of Elvish Battle Poetry Comes in Handy
LoveFAQ is a weekly advice column for geeks, by geeks about love, life and maxing out your romance meter. Got questions for LoveFAQs? ...
Critical Miss
LESBIANS
[folder_nav] [folder_nav] To answer your questions: “No, neither of them,” and “it’s satire when I do it.”
Featured Articles
1988: The Golden Age of Game Piracy
It was 1999. The Sega Dreamcast was brand new, Tori Murden was crossing the Atlantic, and I was about to have a terrible ...
Name Game
Putting the Bash in Bastion
[folder_nav] [folder_nav] I know, I know, it’s not my usual story. I’ve been playing Bastion since I got back from PAX, and it’s ...
Editor's Note
Goodbye is Still Goodbye
These will be the last words I will write as Editor-in-Chief of The Escapist. After five years, six Webby Awards, two Streamy nominations, ...
Extra Consideration
Sequels Part 2
Last week, our esteemed panel took at look at videogame sequels. This week, with more than a little irony, we bring you the ...
Critical Miss
Corpse Party!
[folder_nav] For those who have no idea what I’m talking about, there is a jolly little title called Corpse Party and it’s not ...
MovieBob - Intermission
Ten Movies That Will Never Be
In Hollywood-speak, a “pitch” is a short summary of a proposed movie – the idea being to lay out the basic story in ...
Critical Miss
The Bastard’s Guide to Journalism
[folder_nav] [folder_nav] By this point you’re probably sick to death of hearing about mewling Cylon infiltrator Alyssa Bereznak and her now notorious article ...