Dare You Take Our Uber Pokemon Champion Quiz?


Are you the very best – like no one ever was? You better be, if you want to stand a shot at this quiz.

Hey everybody, Funk here again. Susan was hit by an Ice Beam and was Frozen Solid – why do those things always seem to happen to her when I’m around? – and while we’re waiting for her to thaw out, I decided I’d honor the release of Pokemon HeartGold & SoulSilver with a Pokemon quiz!

Wait, what’s that you say? “But John, you guys already had a pair of Pokemon quizzes back in September!” Yes, that’s true – we certainly did. But those quizzes were not like this quiz. You see, those quizzes were… Junior League. We pulled our punches. Dare I say it – they were easy.

Not this time.

This is our Pokemon Champion Difficulty quiz. This quiz will hit you like a Hyper Beam, a Solar Beam, and an Explosion: all at the same time. Dabbling trainers might be able to answer one or two – more if they’re lucky – but if you want to complete this? Kid, you better be an honest-to-Arceus Pokemon Master.

To make it worse, we’ve decided to impose a limit: We won’t be telling you which questions you got wrong. But to sweeten the deal, we’re throwing in a special badge for the elite few who will be able to manage a perfect score of 100%. You can take as long as you like, and try as many times as you like, but your time will be reflected on the leaderboards.

So how about it, would-be Pokemon Champion? Do you want to take your shot for glory in this nastiest of quizzes? Do you think you have what it takes?

Then go ahead, and good luck: You’ll need it. Take the Pokemon Champion quiz here, if you dare!

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