terrify you beyond all reason.
I know you didn't mean to leave me. . .
...with that pack of ravenous children.
But it worked out really well now that I negotiated; instead of being eaten, I could...
teach them to mambo!
You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become. . .
...a dead gorilla, according to you.
The reason you say these things in multiple threads is...
because I can **** it!
Call the law firm of Richardson and Richardson, because in the work place no one should ever have to tolerate. . .
...the unholy stench of somebody having smoked recently.
There are obvious clues that the Agents of S.M.A.S.H. comics are actually a direct sequel to the old TV series M.A.S.H., like...
the one letter difference in the names!
I drink to forget. . .
...how it feels to be thirsty.
So Steam tells me the download time for Payday 2 is going to be 2 days and 5 hours, but 6 hours later...
it is .0001 percent complete!
That makes me so angry I . . .
...can't believe it rushed through the last 99.9999% in just seconds!
The best book I ever read was about a farmer who defended his farm against a war-march of ravenous ants; he was only able to win by...
burning them all to a crisp.
I regret to inform you you have been diagnosed with. . .
...perfect health, which makes you an unwilling test-subject given your disgusting life-style.
Once we've learned all we can from your body, you will be...
forever immortalized in lovely crystal!
Everyone go. . .
...to the bathroom at once, or you'll die!
When my post-count matches the year, I'll...
- burn this site to the ground.
I like -
...troll-praising Ubisoft and their games.
The most impressive cosplay ever was...
- the war troll covered in pillows.
I don't know why people -
...think; literally, we've barely scratched the surface of how the brain works.
For instance, they actually exist in 11 dimension and we know this because...
- I shot one of them twelve times and it took that many to stop them twitching.
Fidget spinners are a plague on -
...Saturn, where they're the source of that crazy polar pentagon.
They cause it by...
- cutting off their legs.
That's the best way to -
...get fidget spinners to create a polar pentagon, because the legs are just holding back their potential.
The legs are sent to a processing plant where they'll be turned into...
This one's for . . .
...that weirdo who likes the taste of fidget-spinner legs.
This continuity is worth it because...
- it's the darkest one.
Sometimes I like to -
...stick my head out the passenger window while flying through Saturn's polar pentagon, it just feels nice.
But everyone's bucket-list includes visiting Jupiter's Red Spot, where there are such lovely...
insanely powerful storms.
The key to the Broncos incredible upset victory in Super Bowl 50 was. . .
...'roids, it's always bloody 'roids with those losers.
All of sports would be so much better if they just took out the...
- safety gear and let them kill eachother.
Why can't we just play -
table-top games as a spectator sport?
It would be just like that video where Vin Diseal kills witches -no, not the one with Elijah Wood, I'm talking about...
Saving pirate Ryan.
I remember when I was young........
...and summoned Ormagoden with my lovely voice.
But then the First Ones just had to ruin everything by...
- saying the sacrifices were paltry compared to the ones the crab people made.
How many roads must a -
...Titan build before he can drive from the Metal Queen's lair to the Well of Tears in a day?
This conquest by the Tainted Coil isn't so bad, the legally required BDSM only hurts when...
- I think about it.
Why did I have to pick up that -