Excuse me, I've lost my submarine.
Excuse me, but I believe I saw it over there.
Excuse me, I'll just go and check.
*falls of the end of pier*
Excuse me, but I concur...
Excuse me, but have nearly 700 posts.
((Sorry it isn't very original I know...))
Excuse me, I will probably rack up 10000 before the year is out.
Excuse me but the probability of that happening requires you to join user groups and masticate furiously.
Excuse me but I have furious mastication to attend to...
Excuse me but that can wait! The world first must experience the joys of mastication first hand! :D
Excuse me, but I heard mastication is best from a cows behind.
Excuse me, but.. I don't think I want to know..
Excuse me, but I am feeling sleepy.
Excuse me, but I am now well rested and ready to rock!
Excuse me but everyone says that until it's actually time to get jiggy with it. :D
Excuse me, but I got jiggy with it...
Excuse me but you're an exception to the rule.
An exceptional exception yus.
Excuse me, but I am waiting for Christmas to come.
Excuse me but that's just crazy talk~
Excuse me, but I just jumped in here and haven't a clue as to what "masticate" means.
Excuse me, but I think they're saying macerate.
Excuse me, but I don't know what that means either.
Excuse me, but it was a butchered LRR reference.
Excuse me, but I am feeling tired.
Excuse me but that's very human of you. >.>
Excuse me, but I had better get to work on these assignments!
Excuse me but you should! >:o
Excuse me, I believe this is my 1000th post.
Excuse me, but congratulations!
Excuse me, but I must thank you all, I couldn't have done it without you!
Excuse me but such a celebration would be incomplete without cake! :D
Excuse me but you're forgiven.
You are after all, just a child. :3
Excuse me but you're getting drool all over your napkin! D:
Excuse me, but I am procrastinating!
Excuse me and am eating your napkin.
Excuse me but that'll beeeeee... $5.99!