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^ Dragons are easy to market, making them overdone.

< I ate kangaroo yesterday. It tasted like a seasoned beefburger, but I can't complain, as it was quite tasty.

v What?

^ where? why? how? who?

< why am I asking so many questions?

V We go where no one goes

^ Never seen the movie but no I've heard that song.....

< Kind of reminded me of jinja safari

V One day later......


< I ate kangaroo yesterday. It tasted like a seasoned beefburger, but I can't complain, as it was quite tasty.

Kangaroo is great! But it has to be more on the raw side or it becomes tougher than a boot.



Kangaroo is great! But it has to be more on the raw side or it becomes tougher than a boot.

Y'know, I did notice it was rather squishy. Maybe the cook had the raw side in mind. The texture was probably my favourite thing about it.

< I can't wait until my assignments are all done and handed in and I can just waste my life on Runescape for 3 months.

v *POKE*

^ don't poke the dragon!

< test your might!

V return the blade. . . complete the circle. . . RELEASE ME FROM THIS PRISON! NOW WE. . . ARE ONE!

^ Am I getting paid for it?

< Would really like it if he could just go back to where he was working instead of having to find a new job.

V Smells of daemons! And lavender, for some odd reason.

^ I'm a demonic bumble bee.

< I had cod after eating only tasty fish for a while. Set myself up for disappointment there.

v Above bored.

^ Fact 1: Every time I sell a game to Gamestop, they give me a $5 coupon that requires I sell them a game.
< Step 1: Buy a Wii game from Cash America for $1.
v Step 2: Trade Wii game to Gamestop with the coupon for a game I actually want.
> Fact 2: Even without the coupon, I would still get 16 cents more than I payed.

^ A system is best broken

< Rise up and fight brothers

V The man!

^ The Woman!
< The Child!
v Da Ugly One!

^ You need to roll charisma to determine the severity of my wisdom debuff.

< Ashens videos are fantastic background noise, even when it's a collab, although Guru Larry's voice is too harsh.

v Aroit maite. Dodjy geezer inne?

^Bleeden' hell ya damned near stopped my strawburry' tart wit dat.

< Cock-eyed cockney.

V Had enough of these japes.

^ Whassat? Vapes? I suppose. I do have some gripes with vapes.

< Doesn't get cooler than those Dothraki sickle-swords, dude. They might even be cooler than regular sickles.

v They're...pretty sick. Oh...sorry. Was that pun too sickly?

^ eh, I say nah.

< G'day mate!

V eh even though Christmas is still a long way off. . . JAINA THE FROST MAGE!

^ Thanks for that.

< In Pokemon Duel, if people make any unnecessary moves after I've clearly lost the game I make them wait for my timer to run down. It's kind of easy to one them up if they want to rub it in...

v *sips loudly*

^Yes quite!!

< more tea.

V Tea?

^ Wow, a tea party in my imagination.

< I am technically a game developer now...

v Don't do it.

^ Don't do what?

< probably will do it without knowing it.

V You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become Harambe.

^ We're doomed either way.
< Would rather be a boring MCU villain than a male DCCU hero.
v Wants a revival of Heroes vs. Villains.

^ Nah I prefer grey morals.

< 50 sha- Nah.

V loves the spambots.

^ Such bemusement.
< Much giggle.
v Wow.

^That's a good beck song.

< Soy un predator.

V Enough of this indie nonsense.

^ Simulators and asset-flips are all we need.
< Watching Jim's new Cart Racer video.
v Doing something better with their life.

^ Wish I was.

< Trying to find a new job sucks ass.

V Where is the wizard?

^ at the tavern enjoying a few rounds with the barbarian, the rogue, and the druid.

< FYI I'm a spy!

V "I defy your strength!" "You're not good at this, are you?"

^ Nothin personnel, KID.

< Setting up Skyfactory using the Twitch app that used to be curse, and it let me change my twitch username to Headsprouter with an s as opposed to a z!

v Makes my day, it does.

^ I nabbed Payday 2 while it was free!
< Went to upgrade my copy of Mafia 2 at Gamestop, but I arrived exactly an hour after they closed.
v The trip wasn't for naught, though; I got my dad the original Twilight Zone series in the Walmart next door.

^ Interesting, but I'm not sure your life story is really appropriate for the down arrow.

< Apparently the red button doesn't do anything anymore. Huh.

v Wanna press? Sorry, I forgot to put it on my top five.

^ I'm not falling for that one, even if it was broken.

< Is waiting for E3 highlights to come out instead of watching the whole thing.

V What's you favorite handheld device?

^ Probably my Moto G3 if you're talking currently and not gaming-specific.

< I need to play some Overwatch today.

v Complementary cat puke.

^ That's my skin-tone, don't wear it out...or at all!
< Favorite part of Planet Terror was when Tarantino's junk rotted off.
v Immortan Joe vs. Jim Sterling: who would win, in a DEATH BATTLLLLLE?

^ The media coverage would win.

< Always think of those who profit.

V Sneaky 10 on Jim for the win?

^ Hail Sterling!

< hail to the king, baby!

V It's over 9000! TAZ'DINGO!

^ Meh.

< Is not in a great spot at the moment.

V Smells things that aren't really there.

^ Actually...I was just talking to a friend the other day about phantom smells...

< The backlight on my screen died so I ordered a new one. It's arriving today, I hope I made the right choice.

v Stop fufufu-ing.

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