If this is the answer, what is the question?

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Ahh! Thinkin' 'bout getting' some wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more, eh?

... Unt ven ze patient voke up, his entire skeleton vass missink, unt ze Doktor vass never heard from again!

What was the end of that crappy horror story again?

He glassed him for it.

How did your brother get that cookie off his mate??

3 to go.

Alright, how many of those douchebags who wear their pants around their thighs do we have left?

No, and you can quote me.

Hey - have you seen my puppy? I'm sure I left her right here.

If you rub hard enough, the colour will come right off!

How do I get blood out of my clothes?

Play it one handed.

How come you broke up with her, she seemed nice?

Until I could count seventy.

What does this pasta need?

So much rope.

What do his intestines remind you of???

Blue ink.

All of my garden destroyed. What happened?

A true man of the Earth.

What is the correct response to hearing Justin Bieber sing.

Tvtropes. It did this.

What caused you to ninja me?

You need a bit more dynamite.

What did he say when you called him paranoid???

That's just not feasible.

Dude, did you hear that Quantum Leap was based on a true story?

He said he was a she, and she said she was a he, but in reality he and she were the same person!

How are your parents these days??

Not on a Thursday!!

You're not coming skiing with me today?

I'm sorry, but I just can't. It sickens me.

Wanna go play some pool??

I hate gerbils.

Why won't you go into the rodents section?

The little pet shop of miscellaneous horrors.

Did you want this kitten?

Every breath I take.

You are disgusting, why would you watch him doing that???

Velux windows

Is it physically possible for you to speak in anything but non-sequiturs?

The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.

what is your maximum sprint speed??

The internet.

What is your god?

Metal Gear!

1 + 1 =


How many meals have you eaten so far today??

Chemistry is the answer!!!

why did the chicken cross the road?

a giant sized dalek

How should we going about bringing peace to the world.

Chess with real people.

Now, what should we do with this army of duochromatic mind controlled slaves?

Your superconductory electromagnetism is no match for my SCIENCE!!

so... you think you can beat me?!


Who is undoubtedly the master of disaster, and the king of badassery???

A small whirlpool.

Ok how are we going to improve this chocolate fountain?

The D key on a computer.

What is necessary for looking up hot women on the internet???

flip flops

What in the name of sanity are you wearing!?

It's worked wonders for me!

Why are you balancing a bucket of urine on your head??

Not since last June.

overpuce, what do you have to say for yourself before this court?

I'm afraid I'm missing a letter w, a letter e, and t, part of the letter r, c, most of the asdf and the any key.

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