Why is that old man's face red?
Karma my friend, karma.
Why is he vibrating?
I'm the kinda guy who laughs at a funeral/can't understand what I mean?/You soon will.
Who wants to help me dump this body?
(This thread is still going? It had 4 replies last I checked!)
What is an awesome way of taking out tanks?
Because it was a leap year and the bunnies were horny
Why did that last year end up killing more grass than any other?
How can we improve the SCIENCE!
Bounce the gravitron particle beams off the main deflector dish!
How do we defeat the reapers?
The ending to Mass effect 3
What should we pass down to the next generation?
More bored than not.
What have I been recently???
All a bunch of losers anyway...
What are the posters below me?
Really cool people.
What should we use to cool the earth because of Global warming?
More Snakes than ladders.
What does Eugene from Hey Arnold! get when he plays board games?
A shoebox filled with hipster glasses.
If you were a serial killer what would be your memento?
King of the British.
Whose severed head is this on my plate?
Puking rainbows and flaming bunnies.
What are the results of giving unicorns alcohol and flamethrowers?
It's your mother, actually
How is the person that kicked your ass at Starcraft 2 last night?
I hate my life
What do I say when I wake up every day???
Well, it was a valiant effort...
Bet you can't quote Shakespearean plays?
I'm fine, I'll walk it off.
If that clock ticks for another minute we'll all die! What will you do?
I got that mixed up.
didnt you know that the red button is the "nuke Canada button?"
it is the will of the universe
Why did scruffy get smooshed by a meteror?
Because thats the way the cookie crumbles..
Why are there crumbs in my Playstation's cooling fan?
NO you can use an apostrophe in that way.
This giant laser will really benifit the world. What should be its first use?
A giant squid and a dead horse.
What torments you in your dreams anyway???
I don't think that can be proven...
How can we escape this house with a low hanging ceiling?
Well my left foot is floating away.
Where is the radioactive pudding?
It was evil!
Why did that soft animal get burnt at the stake?
Please leave a message after the beep.
Hello, is this Dr. Susse?
But I am your sandwich
Daddy what is it like to make love?
It broke so I broke it more.
Hey dad, I didnt have any money for a gift so I got you a McDonalds bag and some year old Cheetos I found in my car.
Well, the blue one is hope, the purple one is love, the green one is nature and the red one is badass.
What are all these different pills?
7am on a wednesday while it's raining.
when will you make me happy daddy?
a bowl of noodles
McGyver made an iPad out of what?
Name one man who you will not accept any of his organs.
A huge band and then no more noise.
Hey dad, how did you meet mum?