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Ladies and Gentleman! I’m sorry, but tours to the mansion are now closed. Proceed to the nearest exit as quickly as possible. If you are lost, our staff will direct you to the correct route. We apologize for the short notice, but mandatory renovations are required to ensure the safety of all out guests. Thank you for your compliance.
Please come back this Sunday after 12:00am when tours shall promptly resume. As an added bonus, our renovated gift shop will be offering limited edition badges, which will be the perfect gift for all your loved ones!
We look forward to having you…
Mansion Curator –
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