Drop your socks and grab your mouse because it’s time for BoneCraft, a new videogame three-way between World of WarCraft, Starcraft and interactive cartoon porn.
I don’t actually play Starcraft or World of WarCraft, so I won’t be able to do any sly, “Hey, is that Jim Raynor in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” jokes with this one. Instead, I’ll just let the facts speak for themselves.
“A mighty spacecraft hurtles through the sky, filled with invaders from a planet far away,” says the introduction to BoneCraft. “They call themselves the Good Ol’ Boys, but the elves fear nothing good will come of their visit. These drunken space marines are about to discover that the planet harbors the most precious commodity in the universe: elf pussy.”
BoneCraft comes to use courtesy of D-Dub Software, the good folks behind BoneTown, “the world’s first action adventure adult videogame” that we told you about a couple years ago. “We have elf prostitutes, horny orcs [and] drunken space marines,” a D-Dub rep said. “These two genres have been done a million times, and we’re doing something new to them by making a version that’s adult and humorous.”
It’s also a little weird. Does anybody actually play these games? The BoneTown forums aren’t exactly hopping with activity but the game itself has been around for a couple of years now, which I suppose indicates some modicum of success, so maybe BoneCraft will be even bigger. I guess just about anything can find an audience as long as there’s enough sex mixed in with it.
via: Kotaku
