Whether called "Collector's Edition" or "Limited Release," gaming companies have long been drawing cash from devoted fans with ludicrous extras.
To wit, to celebrate the tenth anniversary of 2K Sports' NBA basketball series, the publisher is releasing a special "limited edition" version of NBA 2K10 that includes a gigantic metal locker, a 6-inch-tall figurine of Kobe Bryant crafted by noted action figure maker (and spider web doodler) Todd McFarlane, a poster of that same Los Angeles Laker designed by the studio that crafted the iconic Barack Obama "Hope" poster, and access to something called "The Gold Room," a special VIP-only online lobby which we imagine to be something like a Champagne Room without the naked women (or, any women at all, really).
Oh, and you also get a videogame for your $100.
It may seem ludicrous, but gaming companies long ago realized the inherent value in packing tons of gimmicky extras in with big game releases. Why worry about making profit on a game your designers actually have to put effort into when you can just milk those sweet Benjamins from gamers so blinded by their devotion to your series that they'll gladly fork over an extra $50 for trinkets that cost you $1.25?
Of course 2K isn't the only offender and they're far from the worst. We expect these "limited edition" releases to only become more ridiculous as the years go on, but for now we bring you a handful of the gaming world's (arguably) most excessive special editions.
Halo 3 And The Deceptively Small Helmet
When Microsoft and Bungie revealed plans to release a special edition of Halo 3 that included a replica of the Master Chief's helmet, you could almost hear the Internet scream with delight. Nevermind that this "Legendary Edition" would set you back $130, it had a freakin' Master Chief helmet! Finally thousands of gamers too stubborn to craft their own costume -- that would be dangerously close to cosplay territory, which is dangerously close to anime territory, which is dangerously close to furry territory, etc etc -- would be able to dress as their favorite stoic space marine in the comfort of their own home.
Then, like a Warthog falling from a UNSC dropship, reality smacked everyone right in their oversized noggins. The helmet was never designed to be worn by humans. It was simply too small. At best it could make your cat into a convincing futuristic super soldier, but that illusion would only last as long as it took for the feline to growl a protest and sprint headlong into a wall.
Modern Warfare 2 And The Creepy Side Of Night Vision Goggles
Unlike our previous entry, the upcoming "Prestige Edition" of Modern Warfare 2 includes a fully functional pack-in: a set of night vision goggles. I won't lie, that is a damn cool addition to a game that already looks wicked sweet, but for the $150 price tag Activision Blizzard has reportedly attached to this thing, I would hope the company will at least be smart enough to invest in a team of high-priced lawyers.
Equipping a group of singularly devoted gamers with the tools to spy on people in the dark isn't a bad idea, assuming you live in a world where stalking the attractive cheerleader a few doors down leads to Porky's-style comedic hijinks and not a kick to the junk and an angry, shotgun-wielding father.
Batman: Arkham Asylum And The Metal Batarang Of Death
Despite the nefarious intent I ascribed to all gamers in that last entry, the odds of anyone actually catching a chest full of buckshot for sneaking a clandestine, green-hued peek at Little Suzie Jailbait is relatively low, unlike the odds of someone being injured by the item included with the $100 "Collector's Edition" of Batman: Arkham Asylum.
Alongside the customary soundtrack CD and behind the scenes video, this special edition release includes a 12-inch-long Batarang. To put that in terms even non-Batman fans can appreciate, publisher Eidos is offering gamers a foot-long weapon specifically designed to be thrown at people. Hell, a huge portion of the game itself is spent chucking these things at criminals.
Honestly I'm almost scared to ask the company for a review copy. Once that box arrives on my doorstep the only time my roommates won't be tossing that thing at my head is when they take a few moments to try to light it on fire first.