If you're a diehard Nintendo fan with $2,600 burning a hole in your pocket, why not bling yourself out with everybody's favorite plumber?
Though the world knows Mario Mario best as a plumber, he's held a number of jobs over the years from doctor to race-car driver to tennis star. However, there are a few professions that we're unlikely to see Nintendo's portly icon ever dabble in, like "rapper" or "pimp." But while Mario might never don some bling-bling himself, that doesn't mean that you can't bling out with him.
And it'll only cost you $2,600 on eBay, too!
For that low, low sum, you'll get the image of Super Mario to wear around your neck, shining with 4.25ct worth of diamonds and 10k gold. What better way to completely tastefully show off your own personal wealth and love for all things Miyamoto in one fell swoop?
How about one of those gold-plated Wiis?