A few months ago, I spent an evening playing Versus mode in Left 4 Dead. It was the No Mercy campaign, and the ...

[folder_nav][folder_nav] Zombie Driver was part of the 2009 glut of games starring zombies, which included Plants vs. Zombies, Zombie Driver, Left 4 Dead ...

I guess I’ve been doing it wrong. Spewing rage and bile in Valve’s general direction since that fateful week in late 2004 when ...

[folder_nav][folder_nav] Yeah, there was a nude patch for L4D. No, I didn’t try it. Yes, I saw some screenshots. Zoey is right: It ...

[folder_nav][folder_nav] I hope you enjoyed Left 4 Dumb. We now return you to your regularly scheduled Stolen Pixels. If you’re in the mood ...

[folder_nav][folder_nav] It’s kind of odd having a character with a catch-phrase of “I hate X”, and even stranger that his hatred of all ...

[folder_nav][folder_nav] I am wondering what the rescue vehicles will be in Left 4 Dead 2. They seem to have covered the basics already: ...

[folder_nav][folder_nav] Valve is still talking about adding some additional DLC to Left 4 Dead. I know Francis wants portable dual-miniguns, but I’m partial ...

It all went downhill when we started saving our progress in games. Whose brilliant idea was that, anyway? Once we introduced the virtual ...

[folder_nav][folder_nav] In Left 4 Dead, you can’t give your medkit to anyone else, you can only use it on them. This leads to ...

[folder_nav][folder_nav] I’ve never used the “blame Louis for trip to strip club and thus deflect an incoming witch attack,” but only because I ...

  I like to call it “ultra-personalizing the character definitions of the established storyverse”. Mostly because nobody will read it if you just ...