With the comedown after PAX Prime we thought that we would let you down easy and bring you back into civilization with a gallery of nothing but the cutest otters.

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Otters are much like humans, they seek physical contact. Until they get divorced and their otter baby lives with its mother and sees his father every other weekend. Damned otter divorce rates.

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It may seem like otters look out for each other, but did you know that otters can create shivs out of saplings and will shank another otter for their fish? Or because it may have shown some disrespect?

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Otter dental care has been lacking the past few decades ever since their one dentist was overly distracted with cleaning his food and fell over a waterfall.

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Sororities are a huge part of Otter life. They teach you about the Greek system and, as these otters display, a love of Tequila.

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Known as the sea strumpet, the otter will do many things, wink wink, for a simple shiny object.

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Otters rarely watch what they say, and so often end up putting their foot in their mouth.

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Otters often wrestle to the death. It may be the cutest death match, but it can get really bloody.

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Coming down from meth can be tough on an otter. Luckily, they have rehab locations like this one that will help the otter through its addiction.

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