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</html><description>We here at The Escapist would never advocate the willful destruction of legal tender, but it doesn&#x2019;t make these examples any less entertaining. Now, just so you know, defacing legal US currency is actually a crime here in the States (and presumably in other countries as well), so it would be kind of off the mark for The Escapist to ever advocate doing this sort of thing. So here, just off the bat: You shouldn&#x2019;t draw on your dollar bills, kids &#x2013; it&#x2019;s against the law (and knowing is half the battle)! But, if you were ever in a hypothetical [&hellip;]</description><thumbnail_url>http://cdn.themis-media.com/media/global/images/galleries/display/60/60275.jpg</thumbnail_url></oembed>
