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</html><description>Hundreds of grossly unqualified volunteers have signed up for a proposed one-way trip to Mars as part of a cost-effective private industry effort to colonize the planet. Douglas Adams fans will recall that one of the three sapient forms of life on this planet actually descended from the Golgafrinchans, who eons ago decided to tidy up their society a bit by tricking the most useless one-third of the population &#x2013; hairdressers, insurance salesmen, management consultants, telephone sanitizers and the like &#x2013; to board a great colonist spaceship which was then hurled out into space and eventually crash-landed on Earth. Now, [&hellip;]</description><thumbnail_url>http://cdn.themis-media.com/media/global/images/library/deriv/42/42337.jpg</thumbnail_url></oembed>
