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</html><description>I&#x2019;m going to veer off topic even earlier than usual in this column and address directly those among you who are developing quick, arcade-y style games for some kind of online format. Yes, you. You know your high score table? You know that thing you do where you record the best scores from all the players worldwide? Ditch it. Now. In the bin. Nobody one would want to spend any time with trapped near the buffet table at a dull party gives a shit about who has the best score in the world. People being what they are, the number [&hellip;]</description><thumbnail_url>http://cdn.themis-media.com/media/global/images/library/deriv/24/24334.png</thumbnail_url></oembed>
