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</html><description>And you thought the Holidays were bad before&#x2026; The Holidays are already a stressful time of year, what with all the decorations that have to be put up, food preparation, visiting friends and family, and then avoiding bathroom scales after the week between Christmas and New Year&#x2019;s. But what many people often forget about is how the threat of a zombie apocalypse can put a damper on the festivities. Thankfully, Team Unicorn has put together a handy little video guide to deal with just such a problem. The video is a gleeful satire of the 1950s and 60s home guide [&hellip;]</description></oembed>
