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</html><description>Milla Jovovich and other actors from the Resident Evil films have tried their hand at some of the most infamous lines from the horribly cheesy original Resident Evil script. With lines like, &#x201C;That was too close! You were almost a Jill sandwich!&#x201D; and &#x201C;It might be handy if you, the Master of Unlocking, take it with you,&#x201D; the script &#x2013; and hilariously bad voice acting &#x2013; may be one of the things most fondly remembered about the original Resident Evil game. Of course, now that the series is a big-budget motion picture franchise with some people who can actually act [&hellip;]</description></oembed>
