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</html><description>The greatest random discovery of all time was made in the woods just outside of San Antonio, Texas last week. As Texas resident Jarrette Schule was busy clearing trees from one of his properties last Tuesday, he spotted a green metallic tube on the ground. It turned out to be a freakin&#x2019; missile launcher. This finally proves that it&#x2019;s actually realistic to have random weapons laying around in videogames. The launcher was determined to be U.S. military property, and was built in 1996. It fires Dragon surface-to-surface missiles, though the particular model found was replaced by the Javelin system and [&hellip;]</description><thumbnail_url>http://cdn.themis-media.com/media/global/images/galleries/display/60/60319.jpg</thumbnail_url></oembed>
