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</html><description>The Asylum is back, baby, and this time its mockbuster crosshairs are aimed at the upcoming Marvel Comics movie Thor. The last time we heard from The Asylum, it was back in August, when the company unveiled Titanic 2. Since then, The Asylum has released some other &#x2026; uh, let&#x2019;s call them &#x201C;gems&#x201D; &#x2026; like Battle of Los Angeles and Anneliese: The Exorcist Tapes. However, it&#x2019;s latest project is called The Almighty Thor and it looks even more delightfully dreadful than Titanic 2 did. The movie is set to star Kevin Nash, Patricia Velasquez, Cody Deal, and Richard Grieco. Yes, [&hellip;]</description></oembed>
