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</html><description>We all need friends. We can agree on that, can&#x2019;t we? That having friends is A Good Thing? Having friends is part of the human experience. We all have family, yes, but family is (in theory) loosely obligated to us by dint of shared blood. But friends? Friends have no such obligation. They do shit for you because they like you, not because they have to. Need to commiserate over a beer about a lost love or a bad day of work? Call a friend. Want to share your triumphs or exploits? Call a friend. Have a dead body that [&hellip;]</description></oembed>
