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    Pick Your Path: Super Mario Bros: Jersey Shore

    The runways of JFK International Airport come into view as you descend. Aiming for the closest one, you fly towards the ground. Moments ...
    By Evan Hoovler Legacy AuthorJuly 19, 2012
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    Pick Your Path: Ninja Gaiden

    “Checking in, Mr. Hayabusa?” the perky reception girl smiles at you. You stand perfectly silent, allowing the wind rustling your hair to be ...
    By Evan Hoovler Legacy AuthorMay 2, 2012
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    Pick Your Path: Assassin’s Creed

    Crouched 150 feet above deck, you shift your footing on the mast as a biting wind hits you head on. Staring past the ...
    By Evan Hoovler Legacy AuthorJanuary 24, 2012
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    Pick Your Path: The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awkward Teenage Years

    You hate life. Sure, you saved the world from being turned into the evil realm, but now you can’t even save yourself from ...
    By Evan Hoovler Legacy AuthorDecember 26, 2011
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    Pick Your Own Path: Silent Hill

    “Vrooom!” Your flatbed accelerates out of a curve, its headlights cutting swatches of the thick fog. The chords of CCR’s “Midnight Special” gnash ...
    By Evan Hoovler Legacy AuthorOctober 26, 2011
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    BioShock: A Pick Your Path Adventure

    “Come in Apollo” “10-4” you answer, your voice squeaking in a gender-neutral kind of way. “We’ve got you in a holding orbital a ...
    By Evan Hoovler Legacy AuthorSeptember 28, 2011
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    Final Fantasy: A Pick Your Path Adventure

    The cobblestones on the castle walkway emit a smell of decaying monsters and chocobo dung. Pushing through the crowd at the village trading ...
    By Evan Hoovler Legacy AuthorSeptember 2, 2011
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    Grand Theft Auto: A Pick Your Path Adventure

    Where do you go when you die? For your entire existence, the answer to this eternal question has been, “1525 Jade Street.” You ...
    By Evan Hoovler Legacy AuthorAugust 2, 2011

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