Marshall Honorof Legacy Author, Author at The Escapist

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Cracked Aquarium Launches Sharks at Shoppers

A cracked shark tank has left fifteen shoppers injured and three sharks dead. The logic behind putting an aquarium in a shopping center ...

By Marshall Honorof Legacy AuthorDecember 27, 2012

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Final Fantasy XI Expansion Releases in March

Square Enix’s first MMO is still going strong with Seekers of Adoulin. Before you all furiously click the “Comments” link so you can ...

By Marshall Honorof Legacy AuthorDecember 27, 2012

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Analyst Says Sandy Hook Won’t Affect Violent Game Sales

Political and media backlash will affect consumer behavior in only a minor way. In the wake of the horrific Sandy Hook shootings, there ...

By Marshall Honorof Legacy AuthorDecember 21, 2012

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Minion Master Review

If you’ve ever played a collectible card game like Magic: The Gathering, at some point you’ve probably wondered how all of those battles ...

By Marshall Honorof Legacy AuthorDecember 18, 2012

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Update: BioWare Teases Release Date for Next Mass Effect

Another Mass Effect title is underway, but it won’t be out for a while. Fans of the Mass Effect series probably already know ...

By Marshall Honorof Legacy AuthorDecember 13, 2012

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TARDIS PC Materializes in the UK

The iconic blue box from Doctor Who can be your new workstation. The fact that the Chameleon Circuit never functioned properly was a ...

By Marshall Honorof Legacy AuthorDecember 12, 2012

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Monkey Island Creator Plans Rights Discussion with Disney

Ron Gilbert wants to talk to Disney and make another Monkey Island game. When Disney acquired Lucasfilm, it got the licenses to a ...

By Marshall Honorof Legacy AuthorDecember 12, 2012

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Fans Petition for Dark Souls II on Wii U

Over 5,000 fans want a Nintendo version of the new Dark Souls. Internet petitions don’t always effect change, but in the case of ...

By Marshall Honorof Legacy AuthorDecember 11, 2012

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Buy Every North American SNES Game Ever Made on eBay

All 721 North American Super Nintendo games can be yours for just $25,000. Human beings, as a species, are collectors by nature. In ...

By Marshall Honorof Legacy AuthorDecember 10, 2012

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Nintendo of Europe Blocks Daytime 18+ eShop Content

Europeans will only be able to access mature eShop pages between 11 PM and 3 AM. Let’s say, just for argument’s sake, that ...

By Marshall Honorof Legacy AuthorDecember 7, 2012

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Canceled Guitar Hero Featured Six-String Peripheral

Guitar Hero 7 would have lost drums, vocals, and probably lots of money. Guitar Hero had an oddly appropriate life cycle for a ...

By Marshall Honorof Legacy AuthorDecember 6, 2012

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League of Legends Bans Pro For Bad Behavior

Player IWillDominate’s days of verbal abuse and bad sportsmanship are over. Remember how growing up, your elders always told you, “If you don’t ...

By Marshall Honorof Legacy AuthorDecember 5, 2012

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