Blatant Lies

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I am the greatest person to ever live. Anyone that tells you otherwise is dumb.

If I see one more beer I will throw it against the goddamn fucking wall right now.

Beer tastes good.

All beer is nasty.

Today has been great so far.

I haven't seen enough silly glitch videos on Youtube.

I have lots of money.

Would you kindly fight me IRL!

Fidget spinners are making the world a better place.

I am a famous person.

Dr.Susse:
If I see one more beer I will throw it against the goddamn fucking wall right now.

*keeps beer from you forever*

Neonbob:
All beer is nasty.

I agree with that statement.

*Quotes Redlin5 back*

Got you goood!

This thread died.
Moo!

Psyduck will be fine.

It was left alone and not thrown on the GROUND!

I do so love taking foreign language classes online. It makes me feel like I'm spending my time wisely.

Nuclear fallout is good for whales.

The Welsh deserved it!

Alex Mauer is a saint.

I'm not using my Toshiba NB-305 netbook to post this, like I did to start this thread.

Clearly, I have not come full circle.

I'll ban you to fully complete it.

That computer still runs. I didn't put a pick-axe through it.

It will run again.

I like not having money.

The woman I love is going to ruin me. Henceforth, I shall stop revering my experiences with her.

Intimate relationships don't scare me in the slightest.

Everyone point and laugh at me, I broke my favorite waterbottle and its hilarious!

Redlin5:
Everyone point and laugh at me, I broke my favorite waterbottle and its hilarious!

Drink directly from the growler now.
Forever and always.

I didn't lose a piece of a tooth too.

Truly today has gone well!

My clothes are black today.

I'm not making a ringtone out of boredom.

Airports are my favorite.

I still have never blamed Kross.

I am not currently listening to two steps from hell.

Dr.Susse:
I still have never blamed Kross.

I imagine he has never given you a reason to.

these forums are livelier than ever!

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