The Improvement Game.

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By renaming it Drunk Naked Pirate night.

How would you improve a pair of Adamantium Claws?

Give yourself another pair... on your feet perhaps?? :P

How do you improve sidekicks??

By making it a patented Chuck Norris sidekick.

How do you improve the probability of surviving being sidekicked by Chuck Norris?

Making him the real Chuck Norris, rather than the weird one people imagine. Or hire Batman as a bodyguard, that works too :P

How do you improve swimming with sharks?

give the shark lazers.

how do you improve buttercups?

By getting buttercups of the "chocolate peanut" variety :3

How do you improve the TARDIS?

By adding blue carpet and a large leather couch.

How would you improve BBQ Ribs?

Side of fries.

How do you improve boobs?

(There's no way I'm the first to ask this)

Attach them to an awesomely fetching woman.

How do you improve a monocle?

Make it a bi-cle (sounds like bicycle :P ) Just a pair of glasses, no need to be fancy.

How do you improve this forum game??

By adding money to it!

How do you improve a bathroom?

By making it unisex.

How do you improve God?

Having him give out plates of bacon once a month. :D

How do you improve a swimming pool?

Stop people peeing in it.

How do you improve the internet??

By filling it with gold coins and swimming in it (Scrooge McDuck style).

How do you improve Quiditch?

Edit: Ninja'd... but I'll keep my answer.

With spiked balls.

How do you improve a folk rap cover.

Add more cowbell.

How do you improve an Improbability Drive?

overpuce:
By filling it with gold coins and swimming in it (Scrooge McDuck style).

How do you improve Quiditch?

Edit: Ninja'd... but I'll keep my answer.

Yes!! Ninja'd you back. You got me three times the other day :P

OT: Give it to Zaphod.

How do you improve the Atlantic ocean??

Add more salmon.

How do you improve seafood?

Making sure it's shrimp 'cause that's the only seafood I like.

How do you improve an insane person in an asylum?

Take him out of the asylum.

How do you improve the English language??

To become true Grammar Nazis and force all to use proper grammar.

How do you improve ice cream?

Making it one or the other, at the moment it is an imposter on both counts :P

How do you improve people with fake tans??

Use a tattoo gun to give them their fake tans.

How do you improve this hat?

add it to TF2 (every hat is great in TF2!)

how do you improve chuck norris?

(captcha= whole shebang :P)

By making Morris.

How do you improve velociraptors?

Give them wings and the ability to drop bombs (Bomberaptors).

How do you improve the television series Kung Fu?

Adding more pwoah.

How do you improve comic sans?

give it back its serif :P

How do you improve monopoly??

By actually going to jail.

How do you improve Dick Clark?

Change his middle name :P (Wagstaff??? Seriously???)

How do you improve Ireland's weather?

Make it rain whiskey.

How do you improve pyjamas?

Make the appropriate all day wear!

How do you improve bacon?

With more bacon! :D

How do you improve soda?

By giving it teeth clean ability's.

How do you improve a JRPG?

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