Hey! I didn't say that!

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BuildsLegos:

Barbas:
ah, Ah, ACHOO!...allergies.

bloody ragweed!

Drake the Dragonheart:
Oh bleed on a rag.

Don't you talk to my property that way!

BuildsLegos:
Don't you touch my puppies that way!

Heh. Heheheheheh. Heeheeheeheehee...

Barbas:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fikv5ByrVyM

It's about time others joined me in this "pretend to be a memorable villain" shtick, but you really should get yourself a fitting avatar.

BuildsLegos:
I wipe my bum with firestick.

That must be very painful.

Drake the Dragonheart:
Please, tell me about the pain.

...No.

BuildsLegos:
Now attach that car battery to my nipples!

If you insist!

Drake the Dragonheart:
If you persist...!

Then you'll WHAT?

BuildsLegos:
If you persist...!

Then you'll Win!

Drake the Dragonheart:
If you persist...!

Fintytin!

Barbas:

Now that we are an agreement, we can finally make America Great Again!

Go back to R&P, you monster.

Level 7 Dragon:
your stupid.

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Barbas:

Level 7 Dragon:
your stupid.

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I just crapped my pants!

I would probably be sad too if I crapped myself in public

Drake the Dragonheart:
Here, take mine.

But these are chinos!

Barbas:
But these are Chinese!

What, are you racist or something?

BuildsLegos:
Where can I sign up for the right wing deportation death squads?

Alright, I'm calling the police.

Level 7 Dragon:
Alright, I'm calling the Genyu Force.

Say, my red-skinned nephew is a part of that squad!

BuildsLegos:
Say, my red-skinned nephew defected from them and became a megalovaniac super villain!

What? Where is his secret base? We have to stop him!

Level 7 Dragon:

BuildsLegos:
Say, my red-skinned nephew discovered his cutie mark and became a megalovaniac super chef!

What is his secret sauce? We have to top him!

Are you sure? Lord Freeza murders every chef who displeases him.

BuildsLegos:
Are you sure? Lord Freeza sleeps with every chef who pleases him.

*puts on lipstick*

Level 7 Dragon:
*puts on limp dicks*

How did you know Lord Freeza's fetish?

BuildsLegos:
Sun's up, TIME TA F**K!

*Nods politely and sips tea*.

Barbas:

BuildsLegos:
Sun's up, TIME TA F**K!

*Nods loyally and sucks Mr. T*.

Hey man, it's your choice.

BuildsLegos:

Barbas:

BuildsLegos:
Sun's up, TIME TA F**K!

*Nods loyally and sucks Mr. T*.

Hey man, it's gonna be you choking.

well aren't you going to help him?

Drake the Dragonheart:
Well aren't you going to Helphim, the greatest city in the underworld?

I prefer the sunny weather of the over-world, thanks.

BuildsLegos:
*Snicker, snicker* Your overworld will burn, and others follow soon-quick!

Okri's balls! >:o

Barbas:
The horse's butt.

Yeah, what about it?

BuildsLegos:

Barbas:
The horse's butt.

Yeah, wanna spank it?

You're dirty!

Drake the Dragonheart:

BuildsLegos:

Barbas:
The horse's butt.

Yeah, wanna spank it?

You're flirty!

Don't slut-shame me.

BuildsLegos:

Drake the Dragonheart:

BuildsLegos:
Yeah, wanna spank it?

You're flirty!

Please slut-shame me.

I think not.

Drake the Dragonheart:

BuildsLegos:

Drake the Dragonheart:
You're flirty!

Please slut-shame me.

I don't think.

Then how do you type?

BuildsLegos:

Drake the Dragonheart:

BuildsLegos:
Please slut-shame me.

I don't think.

Then how do you skype?

Since when did that require thinking?

Drake the Dragonheart:

BuildsLegos:

Drake the Dragonheart:
I don't think.

Then how do you skype?

Is this quote pyramid getting too big?

No such thing.

BuildsLegos:

Drake the Dragonheart:

BuildsLegos:
Then how do you skype?

Is this quote pyramid getting too big?

depends on how you define too big.

Are you a lawyer?

Drake the Dragonheart:

BuildsLegos:

Drake the Dragonheart:
Is this quote pyramid getting too big?

Depends on how you define too big.

Are you a lawnmower?

What's a lawn?

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