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Superman and Spider-Man Becoming Porn Stars

| 13 May 2010 01:43
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All of your favorite superheroes will be boning each other in the near future courtesy of Vivid Superhero.

Porn director Axel Braun's specialty is remaking popular television shows and movies into productions where people bone, most recently taking on the 1960s Adam West Batman television show with Batman XXX. Due to its wild popularity, Braun is now the head of an entire porn division called Vivid Superhero, with Superman and Spider-Man next on his list.

Bleeding Cool recently interviewed Braun about the intricacies of superhero porn and what we can expect from Superman XXX and Spider-Man XXX. He spared no expense in the production of Batman XXX, and isn't planning to nap on future films either.

"I've cast a sky diving instructor in the role of Superman. Which means we are going to have shots where he's flying for real. He'll jump off a plane, have his arms extended in front of him ... we will have genuine shots of Superman flying." These will presumably be in addition to genuine shots of Superman boning. Superman XXX is going to be based off of the Christopher Reeve Superman movies.

Braun's goal with Vivid Superhero is to remain as faithful as possible to the source material, and to treat it respectfully despite all the boning. Of Spider-Man XXX, Braun said: "I have had a perfect replica of the movie costume made. I'm basing the look and feel on the Spider-man movies, but just like Hollywood, I will be rebooting the franchise. I will have an origin story, but the main villain will be Elektro, someone not seen in the films. I will also have a love triangle between Mary Jane Watson, Gwen Stacy and Peter Parker." I don't think Mary Jane Watson and Gwen Stacy ever enjoyed each other's company in the comics, but I gather it'll happen in Spider-Man XXX.

Vivid Superhero would even like to bone films like Kick-Ass someday: "I'd love to do Kick-Ass! I loved it, I was at the premiere, all the way through I was thinking we could do this, we could do that. It even has 'ass' in the title." You know, I think he's right, it does have "ass" in the title. Perfect! Keep an eye on Vivid Superhero in the future for more porn starring childhood idols.

Source: Bleeding Cool

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