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Mike Thompson WTF is this? Why am I getting news about a Jersey Shore fansite? #whatthehellfacebook http://t.co/c3cep3kc Reply
Mike Thompson Huh. Apparently Paul Dini grew up in my home town. #notreallyaconnectionbutillbelieveitisanyway Reply
Andy Chalk Nixon went to China. Obama needs to go to Iran. Reply
Mike Thompson I would just like to say that I hate everything about system updates for my PS3. That is all. Reply
Mike Thompson @MikeKayatta dude, we've been reacting like that for years. You know, like when she married Bobby Brown. Reply
Justin Clouse @Terminus1973 I liked them both, but neither grabbed me as much as BG did. I should probably replay them at some point though. Reply
Mike Thompson @pingley hm. Maybe I'll give it another chance after I play through Shank 2 Reply
Mike Thompson @pingley They clearly want you to play it for a while and level up... Reply
Mike Thompson @Nymo Remember the original PS3 ads that made no sense whatsoever? Reply
Mike Thompson Wow, Gotham City Impostors is pretty underwhelming so far. Reply
Mike Thompson Whoa. Whitney Houston. Whoa. Reply
Mike Thompson Sweet potato fries are nature's anti-depressant. Reply
Susan Arendt I am out of Downton episodes to watch. I am now sad. Reply
Susan Arendt @ragesagezero no, but I did notice my dog is Command yellow last night. Reply
Susan Arendt @irealys Risk Legacy. Great game, really innovative. Reply
Susan Arendt It is Get Caught Up On Downton day. This show is sooooooo good. Reply
Tom Kurz Unbelievable rout underway @whitehartlane Reply
Tom Kurz Toffee good...now COYS! Reply
Janelle Bonanno Team Encaen reporting for tournament! @encaen @KaraDLincoln @stevebutts @Slycne @archon @Unaz @gregoj #mtg Reply
Tom Kurz #Pienaar! Reply
Tom Kurz And now off to Goodison...let's go #Toffees! Reply
Tom Kurz Good game...now don't get all chirpy in the tunnel #ManU #LFC Reply
Tom Kurz And #Suarez says Game On lads! Reply
Tom Kurz 2nd verse same as the first #Rooney! Reply
Tom Kurz #Rooney! Reply
Tom Kurz #Rio got away with one before but that was clean mr. suarez Reply
Tom Kurz You should have shot #Welbeck Reply
Tom Kurz Nice face shove #Gerrard Reply
Tom Kurz Hah! Nice handshake #Suarez Reply
Tom Kurz It's game on @OldTrafford #ManU #Liverpool http://t.co/DjKioNT8 Reply
Mike Thompson Random find of the day at my parents house: Ars Technica cards I lost at GDC 2009. http://t.co/KmDgMgGT Reply
Mike Thompson Did you know there's a 7 am? Because I'd forgotten since last week. Reply
Susan Arendt Time for Triple Town? Why, yes, I believe it is. Reply
Susan Arendt @shepla dude, I totally agree. Joanna is good, but she's not a mentor, and I love Isaac, but...his taste is not fashion forward Reply
Erik Jacobson @GreyTheTick So, if they use contraception, the kids thing is ok? :D Reply
Susan Arendt @RobWritesPulp I so totally love that. :D Reply
Erik Jacobson Working on sideboard for blue/black Infect at a #mtg tournament tomorrow. So far, deck is pure evil. If I'm lucky it'll make some kid cry :D Reply
Susan Arendt Thank you, Mood! Reply
Susan Arendt @br I am totally stealing that for future hiring... Reply
Susan Arendt @Ast_Onok Jealouuuuussssssssss! Reply
Justin Clouse @Thejourneyman66 Though I did learn from http://t.co/L2MiZHSD there are apparently 1361 bottles placed in the world. Reply
Justin Clouse @Thejourneyman66 Well I hate to disappoint but, ~ to open the console then enter player.placeatme 00034c5d 500 to spawn 500 bottles on you. Reply
Susan Arendt @Greenspeak Here's a key question - could that Solitaire Blitz BE more addictive? Sheesh. Reply
Andy Chalk @LoganWestbrook I don't know, I try to stick to Tweetdeck as much as possible. Reply
Andy Chalk Was Amnesia really "fun?" I don't think so. Maybe this will be. http://t.co/IjBsdoIm (but probably not) Reply
Andy Chalk @killyourfm I don't see the issue either, but it makes me feel better about being poor. Reply
Mike Thompson So this just happened. http://t.co/LFEC3RMo Reply
Andy Chalk Looking forward to #RealShepRestoftheweek Reply
Susan Arendt @br I have the Chelsea leather jayden carryall in pink and looooove it: http://t.co/sHZSi9St Reply
Allison Harn True Fact. RT @jeffandking: PINTEREST: image collecting for the ADHD. Reply
Susan Arendt @benfritz They bully her, because she lets them. But girl also cooks her ass off. Reply
Andy Chalk @masseffect Paragon MaleShep all the way - I ride with Garrus, Wrex, Grunt and Zaeed, so I can afford to be. #FemShepFriday Reply
Susan Arendt You are going to love what @taylorcocke and @sciencegroen have cooked up for Valentine's Day... Reply
Susan Arendt @JustinMcElroy No love for me. I has a sad. Reply
Andy Chalk Congrats :) RT @adrianchm: Do you care how Achievements look? Bulletstorm wins Best Achievement Picture of 2011 at http://t.co/Zkn3b1eb Reply
Carrie Keymel For a Limited Time, Download a FREE copy of Professional Web Design e-book Vol. 2 by @smashingmag. Get yours today from http://t.co/FiW3W5yS Reply
Andy Chalk Brilliant idea. (Also, I seem to recall having suggest similar things in the past. Give choices "real" consequences, etc.) Reply
Mike Thompson It's a sign of the times that I'm rooting for Channing Tatum to conquer Star Wars at the Box Office. #surreal Reply
Andy Chalk Let's make a Kickstarter to pay George Lucas to stop talking. http://t.co/Eh1QfgiK Reply
Andy Chalk "touching up the Sistine Chapel with some glitter and a disco ball" - http://t.co/o9QuEm8x Reply
Erik Jacobson How can I miss you if you won't go away? - #fortune Reply
Allison Harn @welter_skelter I just threw up a little in my mouth. Reply
Allison Harn @welter_skelter I will only follow you because your Twitter name is Beatles punny. Otherwise... meh. #hateyourface Reply
Mike Thompson @WMDogma That's really frustrating. I loved the first's ending. First time I ever found myself choked up by a game. Reply
Mike Thompson @WMDogma Wow, The Darkness II's campaign is only 6 hours long? #disappointing Reply
Susan Arendt @Terminus1973 hahahhahaaaaa....is that actually what I said? :D Reply
Andy Chalk @Alaskan_Sea Oh hey, it's you! Reply
Andy Chalk @Alaskan_Sea Oh, they changed it. The old Twitter background image was RealShep, now it's DerpShep. Oh well. Reply
Andy Chalk Still looking for the FEAR 3 collector's edition! Canada, mind. Reply
Andy Chalk @DrNobody18 I think there's a pretty clear line between the things into which you do and do not insert your penis. Reply
Andy Chalk It's interesting that the image for #FemShepFriday is set against a background pic of #RealShep. Reply
Greg Tito I just submitted a screenplay I wrote in 2004 to a person I have never met but who needs a comedy screenplay ASAP. Odds are slim to none. Reply
Andy Chalk @mikesuszek Oh, I enjoy it, assuming you're talking about @Shepard_Effect, but he's like the @ForkParker of Normandy captains. Reply
Andy Chalk @mikesuszek In the infinite layers of the multiverse, @Shepard_Effect may be the worst of them all. Reply
Andy Chalk Nobody seems to realize just how wildly inappropriate it was for Shepard to rail Ashley in the first Mass Effect. Reply
Nasrin hot chocolate is the best thing ever Reply
Nasrin Don't get caught with dignity on Valentine's Day http://t.co/zzDVQACY Reply
Greg Tito @Terminus1973 She may be wearing velour but she's all dork. She proves it every time she pulls my LOTR books off the shelf. Reply
Greg Tito http://t.co/tNNvXguM I like my Velour clad family. Reply
Mike Thompson Just posted a 4.00 mi run - 10 years ago, this was the farthest I'd ever run. Now? It's a nice jog. ... http://t.co/LmZYZaHi #RunKeeper Reply
Mike Thompson Well, errands just got a lot more interesting. http://t.co/woeSvuiz Reply
Justin Clouse @PlayHawken Been using my Saitek Eclipse for years. It might not be that fancy, but unlike most wobby gaming keyboards, it's built to last. Reply
Steve Butts Have you ever had a day where you worked too hard to get anything done? I've had a week of those days. Reply
Erik Jacobson NIN - Last (Live) [ http://t.co/voCG0PprReply
Andy Chalk @jasonjkee Cool, thanks. I'll get back to you. Reply
Erik Jacobson BM Linx - No Need For You [ http://t.co/zQtBA3Wm ] Not techno, but has a soothing bassline Reply
Jessica Fielhauer @SusanArendt i like the shape of the pink bag, but the color of the blue bag. which is completely unhelpful. Reply
Justin Clouse @Terminus1973 Oh yeah. When I say I'm a fan of Baldur's Gate that's including 1, 2, Tales of the Sword Coast and Throne of Bhaal. Reply
Justin Clouse @LordGarvar Thanks. I do have a lot of fun editing all of them, but this one it was especially true. Reply
Justin Clouse @miracleofsound @Snowwraith All those burdens she is carrying drove her to drink. Reply
Justin Clouse @Snowwraith @miracleofsound I learned an important lesson this week, my computer can only render <1,000 bottles of mead before it locks up Reply
Justin Clouse @miracleofsound @TheEscapistMag It will be up in a sec, we just got out of a meeting. Reply