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Andy Chalk @SusanArendt Days like this are in short supply, you know. You should be outside enjoying them! Reply
Susan Arendt It is a bright and beautiful Sunday. What shall I do? Play Dragon Age, you say? Well, if you *insist*. Reply
Susan Arendt @amandadadesky The secret to a happy marriage: 2 TVs, 2 360s, 2 copies of all the really good games. Reply
Susan Arendt Can't....stop....playing...Dragon Age... Reply
Tom Kurz Off to see the USS New York! Reply
Tom Kurz Stuck for 1 hour on the cross county due to construction & all WINS and WCBS can say is "watch out for slight delays" Reply
Logan Westbrook You know what, I've been good all evening, I'm going to play Dragon Age for a hour or so before I go to bed. Reply
Tom Kurz Florence or Candi? Reply
Tom Kurz fair enough w/regards to 2 tiers, but moye's boys should take some midweek points...too many L's home and away... http://bit.ly/1u8h37 Reply
Erik Jacobson Cowboys spinning through the city... RT: @mjkeenan: Posted The Mission Vid on uTube now... http://bit.ly/3ku3mu Reply
Meghan Murphy It's Friday, get on the listen www.bassdrive.com 1-4pst Reply
Nova Barlow http://bit.ly/4nrS2q Yay Steampunk lego. Reply
Russ Pitts Sick for two days. Felt well enough today to go out for more OJ. So good, in fact, debated need for more OJ. Now I need a nap. Reply
Matt Kuliani @feliciaday I love that show! Wait... how do we know you aren't lying about the cast and crew... need someone to measure your eyebrows. Reply
Kara Japhet Lincoln RT @TheOnion: Sports: 95-Year-Old Yankees Fan Afraid He'll Never Get To See Team Win 27 More World Series http://ow.ly/15ZUqk Suck it Yanks! Reply
Kara Japhet Lincoln The Social Security office and DMV share a special ring of hell. Reply
Erik Jacobson @Malygris You leave my Internet out of this. Reply
John Funk @Malygris Yes. Entitlement is nowhere to be found on the internet. Much like sarcasm. Reply
Andy Chalk @cantfakethefunk Yeah, because we've never seen THAT on the internet before. Noooooo. Reply
John Funk I get why pc gamers are upset over no dedicated servers. I don't get this petulant and juvenile sense of *entitlement* they all seem to have Reply
Susan Arendt The origins of "ripped like Jesus," for those who were asking (thanks for finding it, Nova, you rule!): http://bit.ly/3GkHJY Reply
Erik Jacobson Great article http://tinyurl.com/yg68p6m from @kwip reminded me I haven't been to http://neenerneener.net/ in a while, which is a shame :( Reply
John Funk @thebrokenlight "Hi, my name is Yale, and I'm an iPhone user" <- found your problem right there Reply
Susan Arendt Am officially sick. Buh. Reply
Erik Jacobson I love burn-in testing, it's always fun to see what it takes to melt a server into the ground. <3 http://packages.debian.org/sid/stressReply
Tom Kurz Wedbush Morgan Securities predict $500m in global sales for Modern Warfare 2 http://bit.ly/4F7iaQ Reply
Matt Kuliani @BrentSpiner How about fist-bumping? Reply
John Funk @keanerie I don't get it. Reply
Carrie Keymel has a crazy hat. Reply
Susan Arendt Did I buy a Mass Effect 2 t-shirt for my Xbox Live avatar to match the one I have in real life? Mayyyyyyybe. Reply
Tom Kurz RT @PasteMagazine: Kraftwerk: 12345678 The Catalogue http://bit.ly/2RPgie Reply
Jessica Fielhauer an exploration in the power of cute: http://bit.ly/2aRiKL Reply
Susan Arendt @GWJRabbit Yay! So glad someone got the reference. :) Reply
Susan Arendt Is it possible to hear The Offspring and not think of Crazy Taxi? I say nay. Reply
Jessica Fielhauer @susanarendt - is the phrase 'ripped like Jesus' a thing? cuz that was hilarious Reply
Nova Barlow A little bit of Muppets to get us moving today. http://bit.ly/o1zsk Reply
Jessica Fielhauer @smith186 - that totally reminds me of the popples sleeping bag i had as a kid. greatest thing ever! Reply
Logan Westbrook I have Dragon Age. I have no time to play it until Monday however. Thus the balance is maintained. Reply
Jason Smith http://is.gd/4OPeB - the Tauntaun sleeping bag is finally real. Reply
Logan Westbrook RT @RealBillBailey: aaaah yes, the Satsuminati... they're in the building...quick, I must hide in the minibar Reply
Andy Chalk @amitlu Dick move, but that's why a lot of guys become cops. Reply
Susan Arendt For clarification, Carrot Top (the comedian) is ripped like Jesus, but his face is yeesh. (A male butterface.) Reply
Susan Arendt Is the male version of a butterface a carrottop? Reply
Nova Barlow Some days are just destined for mac and cheese. Reply
Erik Jacobson http://bit.ly/21uHqU Now this is role playing! Reply
Erik Jacobson @shamusyoung Halo Hula? Pilates with Cortana? Master Chief's Spartan Sports? Reply
Andy Chalk @johnjdick Hey, it's the strip club capital of Canada. Sounds like it might be a natural fit. Reply
Andy Chalk @johnjdick Why Montreal? Reply
Tom Kurz lazy ants are goooood Reply
Susan Arendt Sci-Fi flavored Shin Megami Tensei??? SIGN ME UP! Reply
Tom Kurz secretsundaze nyc loft gig saturday dec. 5th http://bit.ly/4qR5Q7 Reply
Logan Westbrook While I'm glad I don't have to cart my laptop around with me any more, it mow feels like I've forgotten something everytime Ieave work Reply
Nova Barlow OK. Time to get creative about this. Reply
Susan Arendt @TraceyJohn Add some cumin. Makes the surprises even tastier, I find. Reply
Logan Westbrook RT @FakeAPStylebook: United States of America - Named for its original Norse discoverer, Erik Unitedstatesofamerica. Reply
Susan Arendt @leighalexander I'm with you on that one. Reply
Logan Westbrook @leighalexander the 40th Anniversary of Sesame Street is coming up Reply
Logan Westbrook @smith186 You've still played it more than I have. It doesn't come out in the UK until tomorrow. Reply
Jason Smith Must be getting old - only made it to midnight playing Dragon Age. Back in the day I may not have slept at all :P Reply
Logan Westbrook Ok, domain is bought, hosting is bought, now I need to do is add some delicious content. Reply
John Funk @shamusyoung If you have to ask @Graham_LRR , then you can't afford it. Or you're not real. ...something like that. Reply
Susan Arendt Jaw was doing better, now is practically fused in place. On the bright side, if this continues, I'll make a dandy holiday nutcracker. Reply
Susan Arendt @Graham_LRR I have specifically avoided that one for that very reason. I know I am powerless to resist! Reply
Susan Arendt Dragon Age Wisdom: "Then what's your problem here? Click the healer chick, have her heal some shit, move on." Reply
Matt Kuliani Just nominated http://www.escapistmagazine.com/ for Best Online Magazine http://mashable.com/owa #openwebawards Reply
Tom Kurz Le Banner est mort, vive le Banner! http://bit.ly/2z2RIR Reply
Tom Kurz i get what Ashley is thinking but i get why Magpie fans are pissed too http://bit.ly/WiVKm Reply
Susan Arendt @StarFire2258 Aaaand thanks for the spoilers. :p Reply
Susan Arendt RT @FakeAPStylebook: "Jon and Kate" for first mention, "Jesus, ENOUGH" afterwards. Reply
Meghan Murphy 6 Ways for Geeks to Destress http://bit.ly/2wpxW (thx @esc_chimaera!) Reply
Susan Arendt @bradgallaway I not only advocate your plan, sir, but may emulate it later this evening. Reply
Jessica Fielhauer @gregoj - glad to hear it went well! heal quickly. *hug* Reply
Carrie Keymel is cake liscious! Reply
Meghan Murphy Awesome! RT @allpaul Paul Friedrich selected by the Carolina Hurricanes to be pro hockey's first pop cartoonist! http://pic.gd/009c4b Reply
Susan Arendt Minor moment of panic when I couldn't find the cat. This, of course, is my fault for not first checking all available sunbeams. Reply
Jason Smith @danielandrews Awesome, thank you! Hope it gets through the google pipes soon ;) Reply
Tom Kurz @russpitts that's one way to drive traffic Reply
Nova Barlow @gryphoness Buying a mac is a wonderful idea. :) Just saying. Reply
Russ Pitts Caught on tape. Yahztee answering audience questions at GameX - http://bit.ly/3tenr5 Reply
Logan Westbrook Ok, I think it's about time I invested in some web hosting. The big question is though, what domain name should I register? Reply
Russ Pitts I think I can speak for the entire internet when I say we would all do you, @Kathleen_LRR - http://bit.ly/1FuE5S Reply
Jason Smith @danielandrews Yeah, I'd love one - goldsonata@gmail.com is my account. Reply
Matt Kuliani RT: @TheEscapistMag: NEW Escapist News Network is LIVE! EA's marketing campaign for Dante's Inferno reaches a new level http://bit.ly/1FuE5S Reply
Nova Barlow @bluinkalchemist That was a great link for any writer, really. :) Thank you! Reply
Russ Pitts ENN reveals the next in a long line of questionable marketing tactics for EA's Dante's Inferno - http://bit.ly/1FuE5S Reply
Jason Smith Looking for a Google Wave invite for some experimentation. Anyone out there have one? Reply
Russ Pitts I just totally did the clenched fists up in the air, waving around like pom poms happy dance thing. I also almost made a "squee!" Reply
Logan Westbrook @SusanArendt As a fellow 'very tired person' you have my sympathies :( Reply
Logan Westbrook Ok body, 5am and still not tired? I hope you realise you've just bought yourself a day of coffee and energy drinks. Reply
Tom Kurz GOP does well & the networks r wondering what's wrong w/ America...I'm not being a GOP fanboy but the networks don't get it. Reply
Tom Kurz C'mon Maine...do the right thing...vote No to the repeal! Reply
Tom Kurz Listening to Gergen just further supports my point. Reply
Logan Westbrook Dear Sleep, I know I'm a little bit scary to look at, but I'm really quite harmless and I am very much bored of being awake now. Reply
Nova Barlow @bluinkalchemist They'll put bacon in anything these days. Reply
Russ Pitts @maantren Something like that ;) Reply
Russ Pitts @SusanArendt @Unaz Burrrritooooooooooooooooo! Reply
Erik Jacobson Must obey the Taco Man... Reply
Tom Kurz red devils and blues pull rabbits... http://bit.ly/L7fOz ...on to the knock out Reply