The Escapist Staff Twitter
February 12th, 2012
Mike Thompson WTF is this? Why am I getting news about a Jersey Shore fansite? #whatthehellfacebook http://t.co/c3cep3kc 
Mike Thompson Huh. Apparently Paul Dini grew up in my home town. #notreallyaconnectionbutillbelieveitisanyway 
Andy Chalk Nixon went to China. Obama needs to go to Iran. 
Mike Thompson I would just like to say that I hate everything about system updates for my PS3. That is all. 
Mike Thompson @MikeKayatta dude, we've been reacting like that for years. You know, like when she married Bobby Brown. 
Justin Clouse @Terminus1973 I liked them both, but neither grabbed me as much as BG did. I should probably replay them at some point though. 
Mike Thompson Wow, Gotham City Impostors is pretty underwhelming so far. 
Mike Thompson Whoa. Whitney Houston. Whoa. 
February 11th, 2012
Mike Thompson Sweet potato fries are nature's anti-depressant. 
Susan Arendt I am out of Downton episodes to watch. I am now sad. 
Susan Arendt It is Get Caught Up On Downton day. This show is sooooooo good. 
Tom Kurz Toffee good...now COYS! 
Janelle Bonanno Team Encaen reporting for tournament! @encaen @KaraDLincoln @stevebutts @Slycne @archon @Unaz @gregoj #mtg 
Tom Kurz #Pienaar! 
Tom Kurz And now off to Goodison...let's go #Toffees! 
Tom Kurz Good game...now don't get all chirpy in the tunnel #ManU #LFC 
Tom Kurz And #Suarez says Game On lads! 
Tom Kurz 2nd verse same as the first #Rooney! 
Tom Kurz #Rooney! 
Tom Kurz #Rio got away with one before but that was clean mr. suarez 
Tom Kurz You should have shot #Welbeck 
Tom Kurz Nice face shove #Gerrard 
Tom Kurz Hah! Nice handshake #Suarez 
Mike Thompson Random find of the day at my parents house: Ars Technica cards I lost at GDC 2009. http://t.co/KmDgMgGT 
Mike Thompson Did you know there's a 7 am? Because I'd forgotten since last week. 
Susan Arendt Time for Triple Town? Why, yes, I believe it is. 
Susan Arendt @shepla dude, I totally agree. Joanna is good, but she's not a mentor, and I love Isaac, but...his taste is not fashion forward 
Erik Jacobson Working on sideboard for blue/black Infect at a #mtg tournament tomorrow. So far, deck is pure evil. If I'm lucky it'll make some kid cry :D 
February 10th, 2012
Susan Arendt Thank you, Mood! 
Justin Clouse @Thejourneyman66 Though I did learn from http://t.co/L2MiZHSD there are apparently 1361 bottles placed in the world. 
Justin Clouse @Thejourneyman66 Well I hate to disappoint but, ~ to open the console then enter player.placeatme 00034c5d 500 to spawn 500 bottles on you. 
Susan Arendt @Greenspeak Here's a key question - could that Solitaire Blitz BE more addictive? Sheesh. 
Andy Chalk Was Amnesia really "fun?" I don't think so. Maybe this will be. http://t.co/IjBsdoIm (but probably not) 
Andy Chalk Looking forward to #RealShepRestoftheweek 
Susan Arendt @br I have the Chelsea leather jayden carryall in pink and looooove it: http://t.co/sHZSi9St 
Andy Chalk @masseffect Paragon MaleShep all the way - I ride with Garrus, Wrex, Grunt and Zaeed, so I can afford to be. #FemShepFriday 
Susan Arendt You are going to love what @taylorcocke and @sciencegroen have cooked up for Valentine's Day... 
Andy Chalk Congrats :) RT @adrianchm: Do you care how Achievements look? Bulletstorm wins Best Achievement Picture of 2011 at http://t.co/Zkn3b1eb 
Carrie Keymel For a Limited Time, Download a FREE copy of Professional Web Design e-book Vol. 2 by @smashingmag. Get yours today from http://t.co/FiW3W5yS 
Andy Chalk Brilliant idea. (Also, I seem to recall having suggest similar things in the past. Give choices "real" consequences, etc.) 
Mike Thompson It's a sign of the times that I'm rooting for Channing Tatum to conquer Star Wars at the Box Office. #surreal 
Andy Chalk "touching up the Sistine Chapel with some glitter and a disco ball" - http://t.co/o9QuEm8x 
Erik Jacobson How can I miss you if you won't go away? - #fortune 
Allison Harn @welter_skelter I will only follow you because your Twitter name is Beatles punny. Otherwise... meh. #hateyourface 
Mike Thompson @WMDogma That's really frustrating. I loved the first's ending. First time I ever found myself choked up by a game. 
Andy Chalk @Alaskan_Sea Oh, they changed it. The old Twitter background image was RealShep, now it's DerpShep. Oh well. 
Andy Chalk Still looking for the FEAR 3 collector's edition! Canada, mind. 
Andy Chalk @DrNobody18 I think there's a pretty clear line between the things into which you do and do not insert your penis. 
Andy Chalk It's interesting that the image for #FemShepFriday is set against a background pic of #RealShep. 
Greg Tito I just submitted a screenplay I wrote in 2004 to a person I have never met but who needs a comedy screenplay ASAP. Odds are slim to none. 
Andy Chalk @mikesuszek Oh, I enjoy it, assuming you're talking about @Shepard_Effect, but he's like the @ForkParker of Normandy captains. 
Andy Chalk @mikesuszek In the infinite layers of the multiverse, @Shepard_Effect may be the worst of them all. 
Andy Chalk Nobody seems to realize just how wildly inappropriate it was for Shepard to rail Ashley in the first Mass Effect. 
Nasrin hot chocolate is the best thing ever 
Greg Tito @Terminus1973 She may be wearing velour but she's all dork. She proves it every time she pulls my LOTR books off the shelf. 
Mike Thompson Just posted a 4.00 mi run - 10 years ago, this was the farthest I'd ever run. Now? It's a nice jog. ... http://t.co/LmZYZaHi #RunKeeper 
February 9th, 2012
Justin Clouse @PlayHawken Been using my Saitek Eclipse for years. It might not be that fancy, but unlike most wobby gaming keyboards, it's built to last. 
Steve Butts Have you ever had a day where you worked too hard to get anything done? I've had a week of those days. 
Erik Jacobson BM Linx - No Need For You [ http://t.co/zQtBA3Wm ] Not techno, but has a soothing bassline 
Jessica Fielhauer @SusanArendt i like the shape of the pink bag, but the color of the blue bag. which is completely unhelpful. 
Justin Clouse @Terminus1973 Oh yeah. When I say I'm a fan of Baldur's Gate that's including 1, 2, Tales of the Sword Coast and Throne of Bhaal. 
Justin Clouse @LordGarvar Thanks. I do have a lot of fun editing all of them, but this one it was especially true. 
Justin Clouse @Snowwraith @miracleofsound I learned an important lesson this week, my computer can only render <1,000 bottles of mead before it locks up 

