Ninetoes of Morningthaw has dedicated to his Patron a moving parody of Walt Whitman’s Oh Captain, My Captain. It just goes to show you that our parody section can serve a noble end when the opportunity presents itself.
O Patron! my Patron! rise up and hear the cheer;
Rise up-for you Ulgim has opened his home and let loose the beer;
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