Asherons Call: How Many Turbinites Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Are you feeling as though the world has gone dark around you?

Is that Shreth that is feeding on your foot hard to see?

Does that annoying buzzing sound caused by the Zefir that you just cant see drive you insane?

If you or any of your friends are having troubles of this sort, come visit us at the Turbine Eye Clinic where our special team of Surgeons can fix you right up.

Hop on over and check out the specials available today.

Recommended Videos

The Escapist is supported by our audience. When you purchase through links on our site, we may earn a small affiliate commission. Learn more about our Affiliate Policy
Author