Asherons Call: New Player Parody Available

Koga of Leafcull has sent in a timeless reminder, a parody rich with common sense and words to the wise.


Dreamed I was a UA Sho
Frozen wind began to blow
Under my boots and around my bow

Head over to our Parody section for the sound advice that is Don’t Eat the Yellow Snow.

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