Asherons Call: Nummy, Nummy, Nummy

Normally Ramen would post something like this, but since I wrote it, I wanted to take the honors. I, of course, dedicate this to one of my favorite lore characters…my pal…Nummy (sung to the tune of Yummy, Yummy, Yummy by the Ohio Express):

Nummy, Nummy, Nummy
She’s just plain crummy,
And she don’t care about you.
Don’t you be to trusting
Of any help she is givin’
Her help comes at a price.
There’s nothin’ to like.
Murder and mayhem.
To her its just sugar
And she is the spice.
Better watch what you do.
If it upsets Nummy,
Might be funny,
But she’ll just kill you.