As reported earlier today at The Escapist, Gamecock CEO, Mike Wilson, the presumptive candidate for ESA presidency, has today been mired in scandal, having been accused of fathering an illegitimate love child with a former God Games Catholic school girl.

The former schoolgirl, who calls herself Lisa X, sent pictures and a letter to The Escapist, claiming she had been impregnated by the candidate at last year’s E3 Business and Media Summit, and that her child, not the Candidate’s legitimate son with wife Melissa, should be his running mate.

“The truth is that there is another little Mr. Wilson, and I think that you will agree there is no DNA test needed to prove it,” wrote Lisa X.

Just minutes ago, the Wilson camp responded with a video of prepared statements from the candidate’s wife, and a letter of her own.

To Whores It May Concern,

This is not the first nor will it be the last time my husband, Mike Wilson, has been accused of infidelity and the spreading of his seed. It has, in fact, happened many, many, many times before .I guess it is the price we have to pay for being in the public eye and political arena.

I remember this Lisa chick … I believe we shared a bottle of Boone’s Farm on the Promise Lot back in the day. At least she’s HOT! Most of the others have been downright insulting. I also remember you from the E3 funeral last year. I know for a fact that you cried on many shoulders that day, so who knows who the father of this baby really is?

As for this bastard child she claims is my husband’s, well, we’ll just see about that. I’ll be at E3 this year, along with our son and Mike’s running mate, Douglas Michael. I’ll also have on hand my own personal DNA expert … I keep him on retainer for just such occasions.


Melissa Wilson

The Escapist will be in L.A. next week following the candidate every step of the way through his candidacy and this latest scandal.

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