There are many things that divide us as humans, but there’s one thing that can bring us all together in harmony: That thing is bacon.
Because we all need something to wear for formal occasions, this bow tie will make you smell like success.
This clock will ensure that you aren’t late for your cardiologist’s appointment.
You’ll Fus Ro Dah your way to delicious with a bacon helm. It’ll also attract all the mobs, so consider it an XP boost.
If only the witch in Hansel and Gretel had a bacon house, she would have attracted so many more children.
If you’ve ever wanted to cosplay Hannibal Lecter from Silence of the Lambs, then this was made for you.
This nativity is as Kosher as Christmas.
Next Valentine’s Day make sure to give your significant other the present that they really want. Not those inedible roses that everyone feigns that they like, but real bacon roses, the kind that will make relationships whole again.
What list of bacon related items would be complete without a Kevin Bacon by way of bacon.