^ Cool, where am I going?
< Should have asked sooner.
v Has a favorite monster in every movie with many monsters.
^I am my own monster
< Crawling in my skiiiiinnnn
V has had a cup of tea today.
^ I like tea, but I don't drink it often.
< Teppanyaki is good. I had stupid friends who wouldn't eat their miso soup, so I got two extra bowls. Oyster is great, I felt very fat by the time I was finished.
v Nice interface.
^ If that were so, I wouldn't need this mask.
< Stuck in the Star Trek Online tutorial because the last Klingon in the first room refuses to spawn.
v Has a glitch ever prevented you from even starting?
^ not from starting no.
< but found some actually quite useful glitches in a few games
V one often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it. - Master Oogway.
^ A lot of my War-Colts feel the same way, given how averse they were to drafting.
< Watching a review to the most boring sci-fi movie ever.
v That's right, even more boring than 2001!
< Need sleep soon.
V Quacked into a corner.
^ I ain't 'fraid of no ducks.
< I tried the switch, overall it really appeals to me as a console and I really want a software reason to buy one. If I really wanted to play Zelda I'd sooner investigate the possibility of somebody having nothing better to do with their Wii U than to lend it to me temporarily.
v Anus-clenchingly expensive.
< laugh at my pain
I. . . I have nothing to add to this one. Enjoy!
< Had the day off today.
^ *lowers arms, defeated*
< My friends were joking about how socially awkward I was yesterday as we halted a D&D game to grab some food. "Roll for charisma, Jack!" I did. 1. You can't write this shit.
v Wait, I just did.
^ Correction: you wrote *about* it.
< Wants to play table-top, but so ronery.
v But there is hope: a Facebook page dedicated to tabletop gaming in my town.
> I refuse to get on Facebook.
^ You can make an account with the bare minimum. Just use it for communication.
< 8: Thou shalt not touch Headsprouter's leftovers.
v Drinks to any cause.
^ But not too much, or I'll resent its absence.
< Doesn't care, swore off ever considering Facebook when my dad was constantly pestered by his family's Farmville activity.
v And I don't care that it stopped.
< Never had a Facebook account and probably never will.
V Hates things that look at them funny.
^What you lookin' at!?
< Make em' laugh!
V Cup of tea?
^ Staring children!
< Need to check if I can return some shoes that lasted me less than 6 months, and if a soldering iron can save my headset.
< Pop or con?
v You decide.
<Do do do do dododo
V Simon and post modern art Garfunkle?
^ Why would you alchemise John Arbuckle with Garfield the Cat?
< Is it so that he'll finally have a chance with the vet?
v Simon isn't the boss of me!
^ Yes he is. Now sit down.
< I can return the shoes. The headset is currently with my dad's soldering iron.
v My life is super interesting.
^ Maybe, but I doubt it.
< Needs to pay bills.
V Where are the monies?
^ Certainly not in my pockets.
< Maya crashed and I had literally just finished and went to save.
^ Ah yes spunge berb.
< Hip with the kids
V Fears the day a young person will ask "What's the Simpsons?"
^ I'll probably run to wikipedia to confirm whether they ended it.
< Oh, I just did it again in half the time and made it better by the way.
v Conscious during the early hours of the morning hoping for good fortune.
^ I do get up early.
< It's for work :(
V Unemployed student.
< When I go to my local library it feels like primary school again. All of the staff feel teachery and I'm surrounded by wholesome posters and children's books.
v Wants to sell me something!!!
^ Hey, if it means so extra cash for me and you'll actually buy it, why not?
< Had a pretty decent night on Overwatch.
V Too bad the best thing I got out of the loot boxes I earned was a new highlight into for Phara.
^ That's good if you play Pharah I suppose.
< When you get the coveted 1/200 drop in 2 kills...I had some drinks prepared for a night of grinding, too.
v Feels mannequins are overused.
^ Only in foggy resort towns.
< Wouldn't touch Overwatch if you payed me; I despise online shooters.
v Has a similar prejudice against some other game genre.
^ Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm- no.
^ That thing looks like a prototype to Mousers from TMNT.
< Remembers that they pooped money.
v Krang sucks.
^ There were many enemies in the first Ratchet and Clank game that looked like those Mousers.
< My friend lent me a spare headset he has while my dad attempts to repair mine. I asked him if he minded me throwing out the box and he said yes. I said fine and asked if he wanted to keep his silica gel too for later. It's funny because I was basically telling him to kill himself, at least by popular belief with regards to silica gel.
v That's what friends do.
^ Like the Disney Princess on Drawn Together. "You'll feel better after you kill yourself."
< Doesn't know what you're talking about with silica gel.
v Cloud tried to steal my Lego an hour ago and ran away, but now she's purring on my chest.
^ My cat is a pulsating tuffet.
< Why do I feel I'm going to regret getting involved in that JonTron thread?
v Don't hurt me, I'm in way over my head!