The seasonal sacrifices begin with a bite of Christmas Sandwich or the beat of a meaty drumstick. The oblations continue unchecked until the year is found dead. These modest offerings will one day be enough to invite the T-Lord back for a brief but exciting visit. May we all survive the holiday!
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