Proper Parenting

Hey all, Grey decided to spend his holiday with family and friends, like a turd, and left me, your faithful art monkey, to butcher the conventions of story telling and the English language to bring you a strip. I know, the panels are wordy, I just barely added punctuation, all the dialogue is awkward and the pacing is terrible. I rushed this out Christmas night just so I could say I did a thing, and luckily, its a thing you can look at.