I just wanted to let you know that Gamepunx magazine proudly supports the indie games scene. By “support” I don’t mean previewing, talking about, reviewing, or selling advertising space to indie developers. God no. Those guys are broke. They’re a bunch of chumps if you ask me. Getting them to give us a screenshot with tits in it is like pulling teeth. But we support them in the sense that we’ll mention a successful one on the back page once it’s already become a sensation.
Travis Taylor is a longtime writer for Gamepunx magazine, where he reviews games and alienates readers by replying to earnest fanmail with senselessly vicious personal attacks. You can reach him at firstname.lastname@example.org.