I have it on good authority that the metrocops are all huge Nintendo fanboys. Maybe because using a Wiimote is like swinging a stunstick. Or maybe it’s the other way around. Anyway, don’t even think about going through a checkpoint with a DS on you, because you will not be getting it back.

The interview will continue next time. Obviously a meeting between Dr. Wallace Breen and Mario is a crossover gamers have been demanding for years, so we want to make sure that-

Ah who am I kidding? This is ridiculous. But fun. (For me, anyway.)

Shamus Young is a programmer and writer by trade, videogame nitpicker by inclination. If you have the patience for more of his ramblings, they can be found here.

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