The Force Unleashed reveals that Darth Vader – that is, Sith Lord Darth Vader – raised a child. I’m having trouble imagining what things must have been like around the Vader household when Lil’ Apprentice didn’t clean his room or eat his vegetables. What did Vader do? Send him to his room? Shock his ass with force lightning? Make him levitate in the corner for five minutes?

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