I’ve discovered that making you laugh is a lot of work and hassle. So for this series I’ve decided to try something new. I’ve decided to amuse myself. Whatever benefit you may get from the result is purely incidental.
Perhaps you resent the fact that I’m indulging myself instead of attempting to entertain you. Just be glad I’m showing some restraint. Without that, Strong Bad would’ve been in the closet with Optimus Prime and Samus Aran.
So count yourself lucky.
Shamus Young is a programmer and writer by trade, videogame nitpicker by inclination. If you have the patience for more of his ramblings, they can be found at ShamusYoung.com.